Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jul 9, 2015 7:37am
I'm setting outside with my coffee this morning w/ the dogs on the patio..... What stories could this 80 plus year old patio tell me.
What I do know: i shoot chipmunk from it, wife puked on it one family gathering (swallow a bug), oldest daughter sent a baton throw the window from it, wind storm blow our glass top patio furniture off it ( don't buy glass top patio furniture), big bill fell off it (drunk), we've celebrated many events from this patio, kidscamped on it... So many fun thing to remember.
what would your deck or patio tell us?
What I do know: i shoot chipmunk from it, wife puked on it one family gathering (swallow a bug), oldest daughter sent a baton throw the window from it, wind storm blow our glass top patio furniture off it ( don't buy glass top patio furniture), big bill fell off it (drunk), we've celebrated many events from this patio, kidscamped on it... So many fun thing to remember.
what would your deck or patio tell us?
MontyBrunswick
Posts: 846
Jul 9, 2015 8:33am
Nothing. Patios & decks are inanimate objects that don't speak.Belly35;1739724 wrote: what would your deck or patio tell us?
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Al Bundy
Posts: 4,180
Jul 9, 2015 8:46am
At your age, you may want to seek help if your patio is "talking" to you.Belly35;1739724 wrote:I'm setting outside with my coffee this morning w/ the dogs on the patio..... What stories could this 80 plus year old patio tell me.
What I do know: i shoot chipmunk from it, wife puked on it one family gathering (swallow a bug), oldest daughter sent a baton throw the window from it, wind storm blow our glass top patio furniture off it ( don't buy glass top patio furniture), big bill fell off it (drunk), we've celebrated many events from this patio, kidscamped on it... So many fun thing to remember.
what would your deck or patio tell us?
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steubbigred
Posts: 1,392
Jul 9, 2015 8:51am
Look who is talking..This site is your only source of attention as Im sure you never get any ass you douchbag.Al Bundy;1739736 wrote:At your age, you may want to seek help if your patio is "talking" to you.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jul 9, 2015 10:10am
Garfield 1-2323
I had been missing your thread starting, Belly!
I had been missing your thread starting, Belly!
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jul 9, 2015 11:13am
I bet your deck would say "fireworks are childish"
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jul 9, 2015 11:15am
Did it say "If you build it, he will come?"
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Jul 9, 2015 11:47am
Man your patio would be the best guest at a party.
"You guys, one time there was a big ol storm and blew the umbrella off of me!!! ZOMG, can you believe that? 1 in a million".
"You guys, one time there was a big ol storm and blew the umbrella off of me!!! ZOMG, can you believe that? 1 in a million".
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Jul 9, 2015 11:50am
Maybe Justincredible's (where has he been anyways) could tell him who stole his furniture
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Al Bundy
Posts: 4,180
Jul 9, 2015 11:54am
Your daughter twirls a baton while on a big deck?Belly35;1739724 wrote:I'm setting outside with my coffee this morning w/ the dogs on the patio..... What stories could this 80 plus year old patio tell me.
What I do know: i shoot chipmunk from it, wife puked on it one family gathering (swallow a bug), oldest daughter sent a baton throw the window from it, wind storm blow our glass top patio furniture off it ( don't buy glass top patio furniture), big bill fell off it (drunk), we've celebrated many events from this patio, kidscamped on it... So many fun thing to remember.
what would your deck or patio tell us?
Token
Posts: 64
Jul 9, 2015 1:29pm
My old deck would have said it needs a good scrub down to remove all of the bodily fluids.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jul 9, 2015 1:41pm
Man, I was shroomin' hard last weekend and my friend's patio/deck/whatever wasn't talking to me, so I'm guessing I'm not going to get much communication from one of those things any time soon.
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Jul 9, 2015 1:43pm
^^^ a 50-50 mix of chlorox and water oughtta do it...scrub vigorously with a brush or stiff broom, then hose it down.My old deck would have said it needs a good scrub down to remove all of the bodily fluids
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QuakerOats
Posts: 8,740
Jul 9, 2015 2:54pm
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Jul 9, 2015 3:37pm
perfect .... LolQuakerOats;1739863 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Ue5emo6I
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Jul 9, 2015 9:08pm
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Jul 9, 2015 10:35pm
I need to build a patio to talk to