Clowns First Pick Will Be A Bomb

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Tiernan
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Apr 29, 2015 6:14pm
10:1 on a ban bet says Clowns first pick in the draft will be a consensus huge fail by the analysts. They will grab the "biggest name" available regardless of what positions they need to fill. Which of the Clowns Mafia wants to try to redeem yourselves after the total beat down Tiernan administered to you all last season?
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thavoice
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Apr 29, 2015 6:26pm
WHen they pick MM and make the playoffs next year you will be sorry for making fun of them so much...
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Tiernan
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Apr 29, 2015 10:05pm
When they make the playoffs unicorns will fornicate out of my ass.
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Tiernan
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Apr 30, 2015 3:07pm
I see that the Cowboys are about to teach the Clowns how real big-time clubs operate.
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Uz2Bon36
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Apr 30, 2015 7:20pm
I missed who it was but NFL network is doing live interviews with the players and parents as they arrive. One mother of a player apparently from the NEO area (pretty much) said "fuck Cleveland" politely.

Interview question - "would you want your son to stay close to home and play for Cleveland?"
mom - (dead silence for a few seconds) "well, that would be OK. But we are just excited to be here.....blah blah blah"

In other words she pretty much said fuck the Browns. Pretty smart mom how it sounds.
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Tiernan
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Apr 30, 2015 10:08pm
Danny Shelton WHO!?! Nailed it a nobody pick. Nice job Farmer.
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Tiernan
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May 1, 2015 3:00am
Shelton is 6'2" / 340 lbs - had one good game in one of the college all-star games and Farmer decides he's the next JJ Watts. Taking a Center at #19 just says to Alex Mack (the only really decent player on the entire Clowns roster) "pack your bags old man, you're no longer wanted." Farmer and his cronies will have to really work hard to be anymore lackluster in the continuing rounds than they started out on Weds.
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Uz2Bon36
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May 1, 2015 3:28am
Fat dude wore a dress to the draft.

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thavoice
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May 1, 2015 11:10am
Only the browns would draft a guy in a dress and then also not address their two pressing needs....