*breaking news* Highway I-75 shut down near Middletown because of shooting

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Sep 12, 2014 1:46 PM
Sep 12, 2014 1:46pm
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Sep 12, 2014 2:03 PM
​Why shut the highway down? Why not just let the motorists run over the shooter?
Sep 12, 2014 2:03pm
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Sep 12, 2014 2:06 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye;1653445 wrote:​Why shut the highway down? Why not just let the motorists run over the shooter?
Because that might be the least intelligent idea in the history of ideas.
Sep 12, 2014 2:06pm
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Sep 12, 2014 2:20 PM
Looks like a typical friday in DC.

I don't know what's worse, being so far back you have no idea what's going on or being so close to see everything going on knowing they won't let you through.
Sep 12, 2014 2:20pm
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Sep 12, 2014 2:37 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1653452 wrote:Looks like a typical friday in DC.

I don't know what's worse, being so far back you have no idea what's going on or being so close to see everything going on knowing they won't let you through.
Being the first cars in line would be terrible.
Sep 12, 2014 2:37pm
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Sep 12, 2014 2:41 PM
justincredible;1653455 wrote:Being the first cars in line would be terrible.
Also would suck being the first car entering from the ramp. Come around the bend and be like "AAAW F*CK!"
Sep 12, 2014 2:41pm
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Sep 12, 2014 2:44 PM
North bound lanes allowed to turn around and head South.



Southbound I-75 is now reopened between Ohio 63 and Ohio 122, but the northbound lanes remain shut down. Motorists who were stuck in the northbound lanes are now being turned around, using the north lanes and exiting at Ohio 63. -
Sep 12, 2014 2:44pm
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Sep 12, 2014 2:48 PM
Jesus.
Sep 12, 2014 2:48pm
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Sep 12, 2014 2:49 PM
Thank god there is a thread on this.
Sep 12, 2014 2:49pm
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Sep 12, 2014 3:14 PM
SportsAndLady;1653462 wrote:Thank god there is a thread on this.
No one else seemed to mind.
Sep 12, 2014 3:14pm
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Sep 12, 2014 3:23 PM
This thread actually saved me a bunch of time because I read it.

Thanks salto, and fuck you said, you fuckin fuck.
Sep 12, 2014 3:23pm
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Sep 12, 2014 3:55 PM
Why isn't there a meme about this traffic congestion?
Sep 12, 2014 3:55pm
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Sep 12, 2014 3:57 PM
queencitybuckeye;1653460 wrote:Jesus.
Watching over the wrong way motorists. Most excellent.
Sep 12, 2014 3:57pm
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Sep 12, 2014 3:59 PM
The thread on yappi about this was better than this one.
Sep 12, 2014 3:59pm
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Sep 12, 2014 4:03 PM
TedSheckler;1653486 wrote:The thread on yappi about this was better than this one.
Most threads on Yappi are better. We all know this place is minor league.

Quit rubbing it in Ted.
Sep 12, 2014 4:03pm
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Sep 12, 2014 4:06 PM
SportsAndLady;1653462 wrote:Thank god there is a thread on this.
Devils Advocate;1653471 wrote:This thread actually saved me a bunch of time because I read it.

Thanks salto, and fuck you said, you fuckin fuck.

SportsAndFagy is too stupid to realize how its news worthy.
Sep 12, 2014 4:06pm
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Sep 12, 2014 5:07 PM
Sucks that dude in the slick white suit is still alive and he took out an ex-gf and her son.
Sep 12, 2014 5:07pm
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Sep 13, 2014 12:33 AM
ccrunner609;1653546 wrote:Salto must of been peddling his junk at turtle creek before heading over to the casino to blow his money.
You really are a dumb track coach.


Sep 13, 2014 12:33am
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Sep 14, 2014 5:04 PM
Heretic;1653446 wrote:Because that might be the least intelligent idea in the history of ideas.
Guess that italics sarcasm font is a little too hard to read. Maybe I need to add a sign next time. While I'm at it, I'll go ahead and work on a sign for you as well.
Sep 14, 2014 5:04pm
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Sep 14, 2014 5:24 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye;1654077 wrote:Guess that italics sarcasm font is a little too hard to read. Maybe I need to add a sign next time. While I'm at it, I'll go ahead and work on a sign for you as well.
While you're at it, add in some self-tutoring on how to properly apply sarcasm to a topic. Because you failed horribly.
Sep 14, 2014 5:24pm
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Sep 15, 2014 12:01 PM
Heretic;1654083 wrote:While you're at it, add in some self-tutoring on how to properly apply sarcasm to a topic. Because you failed horribly.

Sep 15, 2014 12:01pm
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Sep 15, 2014 12:45 PM
No, sarcasm works on the Internet, you just have to be good at it. Which you aren't, as simply saying "I WAS USING THE SARCASM ITALICS FONT" after saying something that easily could be interpreted to be your actual opinion, considering what some of your opinions are (let's face it -- there's no level of stupidity that one can't expect from a grown man who likes Twilight​) is pretty much an across the board fail.

Hope this helps.
Sep 15, 2014 12:45pm
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Sep 15, 2014 12:56 PM
Heretic;1654266 wrote:No, sarcasm works on the Internet, you just have to be good at it. Which you aren't, as simply saying "I WAS USING THE SARCASM ITALICS FONT" after saying something that easily could be interpreted to be your actual opinion, considering what some of your opinions are (let's face it -- there's no level of stupidity that one can't expect from a grown man who likes Twilight​) is pretty much an across the board fail.

Hope this helps.
I lol'd
Sep 15, 2014 12:56pm
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Sep 15, 2014 1:58 PM
Heretic;1654266 wrote:No, sarcasm works on the Internet, you just have to be good at it. Which you aren't, as simply saying "I WAS USING THE SARCASM ITALICS FONT" after saying something that easily could be interpreted to be your actual opinion, considering what some of your opinions are (let's face it -- there's no level of stupidity that one can't expect from a grown man who likes Twilight​) is pretty much an across the board fail.

Hope this helps.
It's Scarlet Buckeye, the dude watches Twilight Heretic. Don't pay any attention to him.
Sep 15, 2014 1:58pm