salto
Posts: 2,611
Aug 4, 2014 10:50am
Illinois man angered by 3 missing Chips Ahoy! cookies tries to kill roommate, police say
http://www.whio.com/news/news/illinois-man-angered-3-missing-chips-ahoy-cookies-/ngtSm/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners2
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Aug 4, 2014 10:51am
Joey doesn't share food!!!
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Aug 4, 2014 11:35am
One can part with 1, maybe 2. but when it gets to 3..that is justifiable homicide
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Aug 4, 2014 12:24pm
WTF is going on in that state? Saw where some Chicago guy was arrested for killing a cat after throwing it in the air (as high as a 3rd floor balcony) - and I'll bet money his defense is going to be he was mythbusting whether cats always land on their feet.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Aug 4, 2014 12:53pm
This sonuvabitch was having some serious munchies at the time he assaulted her.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 4, 2014 2:24pm
Derp.ccrunner609;1641297 wrote:they better of been the chewy kind.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
Aug 4, 2014 3:33pm
The Salted Caramel ones are worth killing someone over.