My dog sleeps about 18 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the doctor once a year for a checkup.
If any medical needs arise, he is taken care of at no cost to him.

He lives in a house that is larger than he needs.
He is not required to do any upkeep on the property.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He takes no responsibility for his actions.

He receives his accomodations absolutely free.
All of his expenses are picked up by others who actually go out and earn a living.

Even when he gets old, someone else will probably decide when to put him down.

I was thinking about all of this the other day and suddenly it hit me.
Holy crap!......My dog is a democrat.

^^^This one and variations of it are flying around emails everywhere...but I still kind of like it.

Funny but true. Dont forget he can have sex when and where ever he damn well pleases and dont have to worry about the consequences.

I think we are describing Bill Clinton.

Very cute, but I have a lot of Republican friends who you are describing as well. I personally wouldn't like to live that way because I wouldn't want to live in a house where no one cleaned anything up, nor would I want to be "put down" by someone I didn't know. I also wouldn't want to live on a property that there was no outside upkeep being done on. Wild growing weeds, paint coming off, shingles loose or missing...not my cup of tea. I would not want to receive everything I needed to live comfortably from others. I would want to provide those essentials of life for myself and my family because I wouldn't feel right about taking from others with no responsibility of paying for myself.There are other things on this list that I would also vehemently disagree with. It appears that you must be describing a dog that voted Republican in the last election, because I changed to the Democrats for the 2008 Election.

When I get these retarded chain mails I immediately send back a reply that contains a link to either a shit ton of spyware, or a loud, unable to close, pornographic pop-up that they'll ideally open while at work.

Ah yes, politics at it's finest.

Can we officially ban chain emails from this board? There are few things more annoying than these.

I'm pretty sure my dog isn't a Democrat, he's fearless when it comes to intruders (or even guests) near our house, if anything he's a staunch defender of the 2nd Amendment, except substitute "arms" for his teeth and bark.

Manhattan Buckeye wrote: I'm pretty sure my dog isn't a Democrat, he's fearless when it comes to intruders (or even guests) near our house, if anything he's a staunch defender of the 2nd Amendment, except substitute "arms" for his teeth and bark.

So to continue the stereotype fun, I take it he barks louder at "blacks," "muslims" and "gays" too huh?

Lame.

Stereotypes are great!

My dog is a republican. He kills for sport.

BoatShoes wrote:

Manhattan Buckeye wrote: I'm pretty sure my dog isn't a Democrat, he's fearless when it comes to intruders (or even guests) near our house, if anything he's a staunch defender of the 2nd Amendment, except substitute "arms" for his teeth and bark.

So to continue the stereotype fun, I take it he barks louder at "blacks," "muslims" and "gays" too huh?

Yeah you are correct, dude you have issues.

Dogs should rule the world. No jealousies, no envies, don't give a shit about material things....and are never moody. They don't descriminate, nor to they demonstrate hubris in any fashion.

At least done of my dogs ever showed these traits.