Moving back to the USA

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Manhattan Buckeye
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Jun 16, 2014 11:51am
It is official, have the flight scheduled, dog travel scheduled, movers scheduled, our time in Asia and England is over.

Looking forward to being a productive USA citizen again, although I will miss Asian women.
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cat_lover
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Jun 16, 2014 11:56am
There are Asian women here in the USA too.

Hope this helps.
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sleeper
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Jun 16, 2014 12:09pm
What part of the states are you living?
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like_that
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Jun 16, 2014 12:12pm
Do you even have a passport bro?
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Jun 16, 2014 12:14pm
sleeper;1626721 wrote:What part of the states are you living?
Commonwealth of Virginia......and strangely enough my wife is Swiss-German, not Asian.
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TedSheckler
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Jun 16, 2014 12:14pm
like_that;1626725 wrote:Do you even have a passport bro?
Laffed!

Reps.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Jun 16, 2014 12:20pm
My passport is the least of our problems. Do people realize how expensive it is to have a dog passport?
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Pick6
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Jun 16, 2014 12:31pm
We don't want you back.
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SportsAndLady
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Jun 16, 2014 12:36pm
Manhattan Buckeye;1626736 wrote:My passport is the least of our problems. Do people realize how expensive it is to have a dog passport?
Omg no, do tell us though!!
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Jun 16, 2014 12:41pm
$1,400 for crate and bed pads/travel water dish. $6,000 ticket in a pressurized compartment on the flight.

And that is cheap. It cost us nearly double that to move said dog from Singapore to London. And that doesn't consider quarantine.

For us humans we only need to put our thumbs and index fingers in a machine and for $350 we are golden...assuming we aren't criminals or terrorists.

Us humans are cheap!
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DeyDurkie5
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Jun 16, 2014 12:41pm
Manhattan Buckeye;1626736 wrote:My passport is the least of our problems. Do people realize how expensive it is to have a dog passport?
I bet as expensive as all the Asian hookers and porn you bought over there.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Jun 16, 2014 12:42pm
Pick6;1626756 wrote:We don't want you back.
But you'll take our tax dollars, or no?
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Automatik
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Jun 16, 2014 12:42pm
Holy fuck, I had no idea it cost that much to bring to move a dog internationally.

What if you just have a tiny lap dog? You still can't bring them into the regular passenger area?
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Jun 16, 2014 12:49pm
I think so, but you probably have to pay a deposit for it. Maybe $300 or so? I guess that isn't a big deal To move a dog in the pressurized luggage space it starts at $4,000.

Our guy weighs 68 lbs. so obviously he isn't fitting under our seat.
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cat_lover
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Jun 16, 2014 1:07pm
Get the dog a harness and you sunglasses. Tell them he is a service dog for you and the Asian wife. When they tell you the wife isn't Asian look at the dog and go "Bad sparky,Bad sparky."
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jun 16, 2014 1:13pm
For that much money i'd get a new dog when i got state side.
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gut
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Jun 16, 2014 1:20pm
Sell the dog to a local restaurant and then just buy a new one in the US. Problem solved.
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Ytowngirlinfla
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Jun 16, 2014 1:57pm
lol miss Asian women. They all look alike, super skinny and no boobs or ass. I mean I guess if you want to fuck a stick.
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Automatik
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Jun 16, 2014 2:06pm
You are incorrect, poor generalization.
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Jun 16, 2014 2:08pm
Ytowngirlinfla;1626839 wrote:lol miss Asian women. They all look alike, super skinny and no boobs or ass. I mean I guess if you want to fuck a stick.
With 80's bush
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Jun 16, 2014 2:08pm
Ytowngirlinfla;1626839 wrote:lol miss Asian women. They all look alike, super skinny and no boobs or ass. I mean I guess if you want to fuck a stick.
Are you saying that in your worldly experience, you've never ate chineese?
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Devils Advocate
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Jun 16, 2014 2:10pm
TedSheckler;1626844 wrote:With 80's bush
wut?

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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jun 16, 2014 2:10pm
Ytowngirlinfla;1626839 wrote:lol miss Asian women. They all look alike, super skinny and no boobs or ass. I mean I guess if you want to fuck a stick.
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Ytowngirlinfla
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Jun 16, 2014 2:13pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1626847 wrote:
Yes lets find examples of Asians with tits because that's how the majority of them look.
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Ytowngirlinfla
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Jun 16, 2014 2:13pm
Devils Advocate;1626845 wrote:Are you saying that in your worldly experience, you've never ate chineese?
Nope.