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SnotBubbles

Dec 31, 2009 10:06 AM
We did this in school and I found mine the other day. Quite an interesting read...actually quite comical how much I've changed. It was a fun assignment and I thought would be fun for the Huddle. Write your own obituary (as fitting for today). You can make it comical, serious or a combination of both.
Dec 31, 2009 10:06am
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Con_Alma

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12,198 posts
Dec 31, 2009 10:08 AM
I see a lot of resumes that resemble obituaries.
Dec 31, 2009 10:08am
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The Equalizer

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1,003 posts
Dec 31, 2009 10:11 AM
I don't know about the obit but I know what I want on my epitaph.

Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.
Dec 31, 2009 10:11am
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MontyBrunswick

Dec 31, 2009 10:35 AM
The Equalizer wrote: I don't know about the obit but I know what I want on my epitaph.

Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.
You Don't Need To Capitalize Every Word In Your Sentence
Dec 31, 2009 10:35am
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The Equalizer

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Dec 31, 2009 10:43 AM
It's my epitaph, go play grammar nazi on your own.
Dec 31, 2009 10:43am
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Nate

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3,949 posts
Dec 31, 2009 10:44 AM
The Equalizer wrote: It's my epitaph, go play grammar nazi on your own.
Owned.
Dec 31, 2009 10:44am
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MontyBrunswick

Dec 31, 2009 10:45 AM
:(
Dec 31, 2009 10:45am
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mcburg93

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Dec 31, 2009 10:52 AM
today we lost a fat bastard that was worthless to the world. although he may had some good qualities most of them were lost due to his ability to be a Dick. he worked three jobs and was broke all the time due to his ability to drink more beer then most elephants would be able to drink. he was single his whole life cause of his body odor was so bad and well he was just not good looking at all. i hope he finds a good home where hes going cause he said he would have a lot of friends there. god bless and hope he is doing good dodging them fires in hates. "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!""
Dec 31, 2009 10:52am
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The Equalizer

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Dec 31, 2009 11:06 AM
today we lost a fat bastard that was worthless to the world. although he may had some good qualities most of them were lost due to his ability to be a Dick. he worked three jobs and was broke all the time due to his ability to drink more beer then most elephants would be able to drink. he was single his whole life cause of his body odor was so bad and well he was just not good looking at all. i hope he finds a good home where hes going cause he said he would have a lot of friends there. god bless and hope he is doing good dodging them fires in hates. "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!""
..I didn't know we were allowed to write JJ's too. :(
Dec 31, 2009 11:06am
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Heretic

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Dec 31, 2009 11:32 AM
Heretic learned the hard way that living his life according to the lyrics of Guns 'n Roses' "Appetite For Destruction" was bound to end in disaster.
Dec 31, 2009 11:32am
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SnotBubbles

Dec 31, 2009 11:34 AM
mcburg93 wrote: today we lost a fat bastard that was worthless to the world. although he may had some good qualities most of them were lost due to his ability to be a Dick. he worked three jobs and was broke all the time due to his ability to drink more beer then most elephants would be able to drink. he was single his whole life cause of his body odor was so bad and well he was just not good looking at all. i hope he finds a good home where hes going cause he said he would have a lot of friends there. god bless and hope he is doing good dodging them fires in hates. "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!""
Speaking of which....check your PMs.
Dec 31, 2009 11:34am
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 31, 2009 11:39 AM
SnotBubbles wrote: We did this in school and I found mine the other day. Quite an interesting read...actually quite comical how much I've changed. It was a fun assignment and I thought would be fun for the Huddle. Write your own obituary (as fitting for today). You can make it comical, serious or a combination of both.
Where's yours?
Dec 31, 2009 11:39am
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mcburg93

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Dec 31, 2009 11:40 AM
hmmm must be something important.
Dec 31, 2009 11:40am