Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Mar 4, 2014 8:08am
And I thought that registering every 90 days for the rest of your life was bad. SMFH
Enforcer
Posts: 2,140
Mar 4, 2014 8:10am
That's funny shit right there!!!
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 4, 2014 8:12am
Lol.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Mar 4, 2014 8:14am
The funniest part is that you know that there is a mom out there that would actually do it to help her daughter get that badge.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 4, 2014 8:29am
I have a feeling that this is you, DA... you know, since you're an incredibly huge liar.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Mar 4, 2014 9:14am
This person should just go to the regular store and get the Keebler versions, since they are better and cheaper.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 4, 2014 9:15am
Get on Craig's List and tell them!Fab4Runner;1586811 wrote:This person should just go to the regular store and get the Keebler versions, since they are better and cheaper.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Mar 4, 2014 10:06am
Who knows what this person did, maybe they're a rapist, maybe they streaked at a college game. I probably don't support whatever they did that makes them not allowed near minors but at least they seem to be following the rules.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Mar 4, 2014 10:13am
So basically it's impossible for this guy to go anywhere - 300 YARDS...always at least one minor in Walmart, Costco, etc...
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Zoltan
Posts: 1,003
Mar 4, 2014 10:41am
Ummm, I'm pretty sure it is a joke.gut;1586838 wrote:So basically it's impossible for this guy to go anywhere - 300 YARDS...always at least one minor in Walmart, Costco, etc...
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Mar 4, 2014 10:55am
You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?Zoltan;1586846 wrote:Ummm, I'm pretty sure it is a joke.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Mar 4, 2014 12:05pm
You mean you don't think he actually had a court order to stay 300 yards from all children always and everywhere?!?Zoltan;1586846 wrote:Ummm, I'm pretty sure it is a joke.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Mar 4, 2014 6:44pm
I'm pretty fkn positively sure this is a DA lie.
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Mar 5, 2014 9:02am
I'm pretty fkn positively sure this is :RpS_blink:my brother-in-law.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Mar 5, 2014 10:04am
Is your bro-in-law a real person or a dead make believe person?