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Be Nice
Posts: 1,120
Dec 30, 2009 7:54pm
looked over and saw an attractive young lady in a car next to mine just digg'in away. I then got the evil eye from her when she saw me staring. A beautiful young lady with no self esteem. Clueless. You ever catch someone in an awkward moment?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 30, 2009 8:27pm
Years ago my friends and I were heading to the beach for a day trip. Early in the morning.
Along the way we had to make a pee stop. The only gas station that we could find open had port-a-potties. The day before it had rained a lot and the ground was still muddy.
In front of the potty was a wide puddle of mud. I watch my friend go into the port-a-potty. She steps in the puddle, thinking she couldn't span it. While she's going I'm thinking about not wanting to step in that puddle so I decide I'm going to jump it but this means that I jump from the ground right into the port-a-potty.
I easy spanned the puddle but what I forgot to consider was that everyone who used the potty before me had stepped into the puddle so it was a wee wet inside. As soon as my foot hit the inside of the potty, I slipped backwards landing butt down in the middle of the puddle. Mud, yuck is all over me and my clothes. Slick, no? It gets better.
Asked my friend if she would mind getting a change of clothes from the car for me. Wanting to be ever so efficient I decide to undress before peeing thinking I have to take my pants down anyway. So I end up stripping down completely. I was, covered in all sorts of mud, down to my underwear so that came off as well.
Right as I take off the last bit of clothing, a stiff breeze comes along and throws open the potty door which proceeds to slam loudly on the dumpster next to it. So loudly that everyone at the gas station turned to look. And what do they see? Me. Completely naked! The friend going to the car was laughing so hard she fell to the ground.
I tried to reach out to pull the door back but the wind was fighting me so I ended up having to hop out -- that's right, still naked -- to pull the door back. And of course, while doing so, I ended up stepping in the puddle.
Along the way we had to make a pee stop. The only gas station that we could find open had port-a-potties. The day before it had rained a lot and the ground was still muddy.
In front of the potty was a wide puddle of mud. I watch my friend go into the port-a-potty. She steps in the puddle, thinking she couldn't span it. While she's going I'm thinking about not wanting to step in that puddle so I decide I'm going to jump it but this means that I jump from the ground right into the port-a-potty.
I easy spanned the puddle but what I forgot to consider was that everyone who used the potty before me had stepped into the puddle so it was a wee wet inside. As soon as my foot hit the inside of the potty, I slipped backwards landing butt down in the middle of the puddle. Mud, yuck is all over me and my clothes. Slick, no? It gets better.
Asked my friend if she would mind getting a change of clothes from the car for me. Wanting to be ever so efficient I decide to undress before peeing thinking I have to take my pants down anyway. So I end up stripping down completely. I was, covered in all sorts of mud, down to my underwear so that came off as well.
Right as I take off the last bit of clothing, a stiff breeze comes along and throws open the potty door which proceeds to slam loudly on the dumpster next to it. So loudly that everyone at the gas station turned to look. And what do they see? Me. Completely naked! The friend going to the car was laughing so hard she fell to the ground.
I tried to reach out to pull the door back but the wind was fighting me so I ended up having to hop out -- that's right, still naked -- to pull the door back. And of course, while doing so, I ended up stepping in the puddle.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Dec 30, 2009 8:40pm
shoulda just stepped in the damn puddle
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 30, 2009 9:04pm
I thought you saw a girl poking her gold(MBING)in her car...that would've been cooler
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 30, 2009 9:53pm
yeah, sounds like stepping in the ankle deep puddle would have saved you some laundry
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Dec 31, 2009 7:02am
Ya sure that was really mud and that the shitter wasn't full?
vdubb96
Posts: 2,210
Dec 31, 2009 8:27am
That was a funny ass story!!! I laughed out loud!
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 31, 2009 3:10pm
Only you Ernest T !!!