All you need is to hang a "big mouth billy bass" on the wall.

Singing fish helps scare off would-be burglar

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/national/singing-fish-helps-scare-would-be-burglar/ndFhB/?ref=cbTopWidget

Saw that.

But for those who want more than just "one shot" maybe this is the model they should get.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fMevYiZR4M

So that thing starts singing EVERY time someone walks into the shop?

I'm going out on a limb here and saying that it wasn't a burglar but an employee that was fucking tired of that damn singing fish!

I have a Obama chia pet head in my front yard bird bath, that does stop democrats from showing up