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gut
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Dec 17, 2013 7:21pm
1) Routinely invades/breaks into homes = black
2) Small enough to fit down the chimney = asian
3) loves milk = calcium deficiency = woman
/QED
2) Small enough to fit down the chimney = asian
3) loves milk = calcium deficiency = woman
/QED

LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 17, 2013 8:09pm
No way
It would take an asian woman 10 days to fly around the world on a magical sleigh
It would take an asian woman 10 days to fly around the world on a magical sleigh
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Dec 17, 2013 8:21pm
Hmmmm....that's a fair point. However when you look at radar tracking Santa is all over the place and rarely flies in a straight lineLJ;1554611 wrote:No way
It would take an asian woman 10 days to fly around the world on a magical sleigh

Devils Advocate
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Dec 18, 2013 8:56am
Steals from the rich, gives to the poor.
/Obama'd
Fuck, never mind, that's Robin Hood
/Obama'd
Fuck, never mind, that's Robin Hood

Devils Advocate
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Dec 18, 2013 9:07am
Tiernan?gut;1554612 wrote:Hmmmm....that's a fair point. However when you look at radar tracking Santa is all over the place and rarely flies in a straight line

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Dec 18, 2013 9:09am
Invisible white guy..
Hair....
Beard....
Knows if bad or good....
Hair....
Beard....
Knows if bad or good....