Santa is a blasian female

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gut
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Dec 17, 2013 7:21pm
1) Routinely invades/breaks into homes = black

2) Small enough to fit down the chimney = asian

3) loves milk = calcium deficiency = woman


/QED
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LJ
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Dec 17, 2013 8:09pm
No way
It would take an asian woman 10 days to fly around the world on a magical sleigh
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gut
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Dec 17, 2013 8:21pm
LJ;1554611 wrote:No way
It would take an asian woman 10 days to fly around the world on a magical sleigh
Hmmmm....that's a fair point. However when you look at radar tracking Santa is all over the place and rarely flies in a straight line
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Dec 18, 2013 8:56am
Steals from the rich, gives to the poor.


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Dec 18, 2013 9:07am
gut;1554612 wrote:Hmmmm....that's a fair point. However when you look at radar tracking Santa is all over the place and rarely flies in a straight line
Tiernan?
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Dec 18, 2013 9:09am
Invisible white guy..


Hair....


Beard....


Knows if bad or good....