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Tiernan
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Dec 14, 2013 10:16am
A team of British doctors has studied all 14 of Ian Fleming's Bond novels and determined the famous spy drank 4x the recommended amount of alcohol during his adventures. They stated Bond would have had difficulty shooting straight, making quick decisions and getting it on with the ladies after consuming multiple Martinis as depicted.
sonuvabitch...I might be James Bond! Well except for the part about having trouble with the ladies of course.
sonuvabitch...I might be James Bond! Well except for the part about having trouble with the ladies of course.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Dec 14, 2013 10:20am
Hmmm, the only film I remember him being drunk in was Skyfall when he went MIA after the Istanbul incident. The rest of the time he's ordering at most two drinks.
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Tiernan
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Dec 14, 2013 10:36am
What part of the word "novel" don't you understand?
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Zombaypirate
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Dec 14, 2013 11:02am
I have a few of the original paperbacks first edition, Bond was loaded no doubt. He was kind of super human though and could have handled all of it shooting and the ladies.
Dr Winston O'Boogie
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Dec 14, 2013 11:40am
Bond was an extraordinary man. I would have been a lousy Bond since I would have had to pass on some adventures due to hangovers.
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Al Bundy
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Dec 14, 2013 12:10pm
Was bond also jealous of tressel, or is that just one of your traits?Tiernan;1553205 wrote:
sonuvabitch...I might be James Bond! Well except for the part about having trouble with the ladies of course.
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gut
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Dec 14, 2013 12:45pm
Maybe whiskey dick was Bond's secret to wooing the ladies
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Tiernan
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Dec 14, 2013 1:40pm
Ever notice how when some tool tries to do a cross-over thread joke it turns out really lame?Al Bundy;1553240 wrote:Was bond also jealous of tressel, or is that just one of your traits?
Commander of Awesome
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Dec 14, 2013 1:45pm
MB can read, so he's a step ahead in terms of understanding. lolfailTiernan;1553214 wrote:What part of the word "novel" don't you understand?
like_that
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Dec 14, 2013 1:49pm
Was he also a dead beat father in the novels?
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Manhattan Buckeye
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Dec 14, 2013 2:01pm
Not only read, but also catch up on the story online - all of the stories show Connery and Craig ordering drinks. Obviously James Bond is a film icon, I'm going out on a limb and guess no one here has ever read one of Fleming's novels. Notice the OP neglected to post a link.Commander of Awesome;1553278 wrote:MB can read, so he's a step ahead in terms of understanding. lolfail
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Tiernan
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Dec 14, 2013 3:37pm
YTF would I post a link MB? This thread stands on its own w/o some fkn link.
O-Trap
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Dec 15, 2013 3:16pm
Was Bond arrested for driving under the influence?
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Tiernan
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Dec 15, 2013 6:00pm
OMG that's a knee slapper O-clap! Where has my stalker been lately you funny funny dude?
hasbeen
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Dec 15, 2013 8:19pm
This thread sucks.