Dr. KnOiTaLL
Posts: 2,682
Dec 12, 2013 1:16pm
I understand that originality and creativity are huge in today's world, but this is freaking ridiculous...
You are seeing that correctly. The child's name is Colt .45
You are seeing that correctly. The child's name is Colt .45
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 12, 2013 1:23pm
Only in the Ore...
Dr. KnOiTaLL
Posts: 2,682
Dec 12, 2013 1:27pm
The best part is that his brother's name is Hunter hahasleeper;1552555 wrote:Only in the Ore...
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Dec 12, 2013 1:27pm
and he's white! /sleeper
Brother is named Hunter....hahaha
Brother is named Hunter....hahaha
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Dec 12, 2013 2:14pm
It's still better than this name.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 12, 2013 2:39pm
Love it.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Dec 12, 2013 2:40pm
Just found the mom on Facebook. She seems pretty lame.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Dec 12, 2013 2:45pm
Girls:
Assia – You just can’t give an American baby a name that contains the word “ass.”
Beautyful and Pretty – She better be.
Disney – Product placement?
Erie – Lake, yes. Ontario or Michigan, maybe. But Erie is just eerie.
Goodness – Most teenagers would take this as a dare.
Ikea – A Big Box name.
Money and Pryce – Uh…no.
Richard – Every year there are a handful of girls named Richard….and George and David, and boys named Charlotte and Sophia. Clerical mistakes? Sometimes, probably. And then other times, they’re just mistakes.
Rosary – Saints’ names and other religious names can work, but this takes baby-name-as-devotion too far.
Shady – Weather names – Sunny, Snow – can work, but then there’s the other meaning of Shady.
Stonie – Will create a rocky path for your child.
Vegas – What happens in Vegas…
Younique – Unfortunately not.
Boys:
Abass – See Assia.
Carrion – Baby name roadkill.
Dolton – If Colton is a popular baby name, and Bolton and Knowlton can work as first names, then Dolton….nah.
Emperor – Why not Tyranius?
Hamlet – Shakespearean names as far out as Romeo can work, but Hamlet is also saddled with that “Ham” syllable.
Handsome – See Beautyful and Pretty.
Harshit – Harshit and Harshita are Sanskrit names with a lovely meaning: full of happiness. But they don’t translate well into English.
Kartier – Klassy.
Maximum – Max or Maxim would have made the point.
Messer – Takes the Badass Baby Name idea, ala Ranger and Wilder, too far.
Patch – Future pirate?
Princeten or Prinston – Maybe he’ll get into Yale.
Ralphy – Middle name: Boy.
Rambo – Scary, yet not as scary as the six boys named (yes, really) Rage.
Vader – Ready for a lifetime of Star Wars jokes?
Assia – You just can’t give an American baby a name that contains the word “ass.”
Beautyful and Pretty – She better be.
Disney – Product placement?
Erie – Lake, yes. Ontario or Michigan, maybe. But Erie is just eerie.
Goodness – Most teenagers would take this as a dare.
Ikea – A Big Box name.
Money and Pryce – Uh…no.
Richard – Every year there are a handful of girls named Richard….and George and David, and boys named Charlotte and Sophia. Clerical mistakes? Sometimes, probably. And then other times, they’re just mistakes.
Rosary – Saints’ names and other religious names can work, but this takes baby-name-as-devotion too far.
Shady – Weather names – Sunny, Snow – can work, but then there’s the other meaning of Shady.
Stonie – Will create a rocky path for your child.
Vegas – What happens in Vegas…
Younique – Unfortunately not.
Boys:
Abass – See Assia.
Carrion – Baby name roadkill.
Dolton – If Colton is a popular baby name, and Bolton and Knowlton can work as first names, then Dolton….nah.
Emperor – Why not Tyranius?
Hamlet – Shakespearean names as far out as Romeo can work, but Hamlet is also saddled with that “Ham” syllable.
Handsome – See Beautyful and Pretty.
Harshit – Harshit and Harshita are Sanskrit names with a lovely meaning: full of happiness. But they don’t translate well into English.
Kartier – Klassy.
Maximum – Max or Maxim would have made the point.
Messer – Takes the Badass Baby Name idea, ala Ranger and Wilder, too far.
Patch – Future pirate?
Princeten or Prinston – Maybe he’ll get into Yale.
Ralphy – Middle name: Boy.
Rambo – Scary, yet not as scary as the six boys named (yes, really) Rage.
Vader – Ready for a lifetime of Star Wars jokes?
Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
Dec 12, 2013 2:55pm
that's a great nameTedSheckler;1552569 wrote:It's still better than this name.
Flash
Posts: 1,035
Dec 12, 2013 3:17pm
Should of named him Richard Dick. Then you could call him Dick Dick.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 12, 2013 4:13pm
Former students....
Kelly Kelley
Daiquiri and Margarita (sisters)
D'sire (desire)
Angel Cherry (not a porn star)
I had a new kindergarten student come in and asked him his name....Hah wee (Harley) I asked him his last name and he said Davidson. Later that day I found out that was not his name at all.....later that year I actually had a new kindergarten kid come in and his name actually was Harley Davidson.
And my favorite....
Miracle Tebow
Kelly Kelley
Daiquiri and Margarita (sisters)
D'sire (desire)
Angel Cherry (not a porn star)
I had a new kindergarten student come in and asked him his name....Hah wee (Harley) I asked him his last name and he said Davidson. Later that day I found out that was not his name at all.....later that year I actually had a new kindergarten kid come in and his name actually was Harley Davidson.
And my favorite....
Miracle Tebow
T
Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 12, 2013 5:22pm
Colt .45 "just shot out" when he was born according to his Dad, Remington.
T
Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 12, 2013 5:57pm
No...THAT would be stupid.ccrunner609;1552671 wrote:Grandpa name Winchester?
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Dec 12, 2013 6:00pm
Kelly Kelly
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 12, 2013 6:21pm
She named her boobs?