I understand that originality and creativity are huge in today's world, but this is freaking ridiculous...



You are seeing that correctly. The child's name is Colt .45

Only in the Ore...

sleeper;1552555 wrote:Only in the Ore...

The best part is that his brother's name is Hunter haha

and he's white! /sleeper

Brother is named Hunter....hahaha

It's still better than this name.

Love it.

Just found the mom on Facebook. She seems pretty lame.

Girls:

Assia – You just can’t give an American baby a name that contains the word “ass.”
Beautyful and Pretty – She better be.
Disney – Product placement?
Erie – Lake, yes. Ontario or Michigan, maybe. But Erie is just eerie.
Goodness – Most teenagers would take this as a dare.
Ikea – A Big Box name.
Money and Pryce – Uh…no.
Richard – Every year there are a handful of girls named Richard….and George and David, and boys named Charlotte and Sophia. Clerical mistakes? Sometimes, probably. And then other times, they’re just mistakes.
Rosary – Saints’ names and other religious names can work, but this takes baby-name-as-devotion too far.
Shady – Weather names – Sunny, Snow – can work, but then there’s the other meaning of Shady.
Stonie – Will create a rocky path for your child.
Vegas – What happens in Vegas…
Younique – Unfortunately not.
Boys:
Abass – See Assia.
Carrion – Baby name roadkill.
Dolton – If Colton is a popular baby name, and Bolton and Knowlton can work as first names, then Dolton….nah.
Emperor – Why not Tyranius?
Hamlet – Shakespearean names as far out as Romeo can work, but Hamlet is also saddled with that “Ham” syllable.
Handsome – See Beautyful and Pretty.
Harshit – Harshit and Harshita are Sanskrit names with a lovely meaning: full of happiness. But they don’t translate well into English.
Kartier – Klassy.
Maximum – Max or Maxim would have made the point.
Messer – Takes the Badass Baby Name idea, ala Ranger and Wilder, too far.
Patch – Future pirate?
Princeten or Prinston – Maybe he’ll get into Yale.
Ralphy – Middle name: Boy.
Rambo – Scary, yet not as scary as the six boys named (yes, really) Rage.
Vader – Ready for a lifetime of Star Wars jokes?

TedSheckler;1552569 wrote:It's still better than this name.

that's a great name

Should of named him Richard Dick. Then you could call him Dick Dick.

Former students....

Kelly Kelley

Daiquiri and Margarita (sisters)

D'sire (desire)

Angel Cherry (not a porn star)

I had a new kindergarten student come in and asked him his name....Hah wee (Harley) I asked him his last name and he said Davidson. Later that day I found out that was not his name at all.....later that year I actually had a new kindergarten kid come in and his name actually was Harley Davidson.

And my favorite....

Miracle Tebow

Colt .45 "just shot out" when he was born according to his Dad, Remington.

ccrunner609;1552671 wrote:Grandpa name Winchester?

No...THAT would be stupid.

Kelly Kelly

She named her boobs?