Last night I dislocated my little toe. How and why is not important the fact is 4 of my phalanges where in the straight and forward position but the little toe was heading away from the side of my foot. Wife thinks this is funny but when I told her she will have to set it, her attitude “Not in this life time” … call oldest daughter. </SPAN>
Before my daughter arrived, on the IPad we searched “Setting and little toe” ….. …Youtube video, with Dr. Gram, his client toe and mine looked the same … note from Dr. “don’t try this at home”. I think he had to say this to protect his professional integrity. J</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN>

I’ve had dislocated finger before so this was nothing new… finger / toe apples to apples </SPAN>

Between my daughter, wife and the patient (me), few minutes of viewing and few minutes of medical conference. Hold side of foot below the dislocation, pull and twist to the inside of the foot… </SPAN>
First attempt was a failure … painful reminder of “don’t try this at home”</SPAN>
Second attempt… pull harder and longer and then twist…. Snap, crackle, pop … little toe is straight, lined up perfect and some pain, quickly apply ice 20 minute, and wrap it up. </SPAN>

Didn’t get much sleep last night but it feels better this morning … black and blue (more purple), little touch to walk on but all and all … Good job daughter..


This will be the next step to Obamacare Solution... Social Media Medical Treatment... I can see this coming...

Fascinating! Tell me more.

Cut it off, it's over.

belly dislocated his toe during some kinky secks.

Gouge out your other eye. Only option.

I was born with one crooked toe. It's a family trait that gets passed down from generation to generation. It's really not noticeable though as it just looks like it was broken at the top knuckle before. A couple times a year because of this I dislocate that toe. It doesn't take much to cause it to happen. It does hurt like a bitch but I've got the routine down perfect.

I'm going to bet that the first 4 poster of this tread only 3 has never dislocated anything...
I would also venture to say that if this happen to them they would be a Statcare asap....

sportchampps;1548763 wrote:I was born with one crooked toe. It's a family trait that gets passed down from generation to generation. It's really not noticeable though as it just looks like it was broken at the top knuckle before. A couple times a year because of this I dislocate that toe. It doesn't take much to cause it to happen. It does hurt like a bitch but I've got the routine down perfect.

Right now the toe hurt a little to the touch but the top of my foot is really hurting... ????

Belly35;1548767 wrote:I'm going to bet that the first 4 poster of this tread only 3 has never dislocated anything...
I would also venture to say that if this happen to them they would be a Statcare asap....

Ummmmmm.................WRONG!

Prayers from...


Well, it's Belly so idgaf

Hope this helps

Belly35;1548767 wrote:I'm going to bet that the first 4 poster of this tread only 3 has never dislocated anything...
I would also venture to say that if this happen to them they would be a Statcare asap....

Strange that someone would wear not seeking professional medical treatment for an injury as a badge of honor. Seems like stupidity to me.

queencitybuckeye;1548789 wrote:Strange that someone would wear not seeking professional medical treatment for an injury as a badge of honor. Seems like stupidity to me.

Remember, this is the same guy that would rather stand guard with his gun over his trashed belongings after a tornado than drive his family to the next town to a hotel.

Belly35;1548740 wrote: How and why is not important .

Seriously. Tell us how you did it.


I'm sure nobody around here would ever laugh at you.

I did a c-section on my wife. Saw it on youtube. I bet you're too big of a ***** to do that. You'd probably go to the hospital huh?

ZWICK 4 PREZ;1548803 wrote:I did a c-section on my wife. Saw it on youtube. I bet you're too big of a ***** to do that. You'd probably go to the hospital huh?

Nah, I'd do a c-section on your wife.

Did you get the iPad from sleeper?

Belly field dressed his own eye socket blow-out in 'Nam... I'm sure re-setting a dislocated toe was a picnic.

ZWICK 4 PREZ;1548803 wrote:I did a c-section on my wife. Saw it on youtube. I bet you're too big of a ***** to do that. You'd probably go to the hospital huh?

Because many of you are medically clueless and have never experience minor injury without the help of your parents pampering and medical emergency centers. Injury like dislocation or broken bones of the phalanges can only be reset or stabilize for the injury to heal. Three years of Kinesiology, Sport Medicine and some EMS training. No plaster case for pinkies mofo. This is old school knowledge but proven fact. Rush to the ER it&#8217;s your nickel.

Was that a C section or a Z section &#8230;&#61514;

I delivered all three of my kids when in room delivery was just starting &#8230; I cut the cord of all three daughters and with my youngest I was there to catch her &#8230;.

Tiernan;1548821 wrote:Belly field dressed his own eye socket blow-out in 'Nam... I'm sure re-setting a dislocated toe was a picnic.

Yes I did .............and drop 3 rounds of 4 duce mortar willy peter, 30 second time, charge 2, perimeter elevation max. hope this helps...

Belly35;1548832 wrote:Yes I did .............and drop 3 rounds of 4 duce mortar willy peter, 30 second time, charge 2, perimeter elevation max. hope this helps...

The punks on here have no idea what you just said but salute sir

Tiernan;1548900 wrote:The punks on here have no idea what you just said but salute sir

agreed ... do you?

thank you

Belly35;1548826 wrote:I cut the cord of all three daughters and with my youngest I was there to catch her &#8230;.

This is pretty standard. Good job.

WebFire;1548909 wrote:This is pretty standard. Good job.

not back in the early 70s