Comet Ison

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ernest_t_bass's avatar
ernest_t_bass
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Oct 25, 2013 8:48am
Google, ETB, derp.

OK, now that we have that out of the way, anyone following Comet Ison? I have a friend who is trying to sell me conspiracy crap. Will it hit earth? Anyone following this?
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cruiser_96
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Oct 25, 2013 9:02am
Illuminati?

ps: Ain't buying it.
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WebFire
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Oct 25, 2013 9:09am
ernest_t_bass;1523694 wrote:Google, ETB, derp.

OK, now that we have that out of the way, anyone following Comet Ison? I have a friend who is trying to sell me conspiracy crap. Will it hit earth? Anyone following this?
Conspiracy? Like humans can control where comets can hit?
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TedSheckler
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Oct 25, 2013 9:15am
I'm going to be cutting off my balls and penis this weekend and head to Footlocker to get a new pair of black Nike shoes.
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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 25, 2013 9:19am
WebFire;1523702 wrote:Conspiracy? Like humans can control where comets can hit?
My friend is a nut job, claiming the gubment will use the comet as a reason to shut all power off. LOL.

http://www.universetoday.com/101798/
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cruiser_96
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Oct 25, 2013 10:03am
ernest_t_bass;1523709 wrote:My friend is a nut job, claiming the gubment will use the comet as a reason to shut all power off. LOL.

http://www.universetoday.com/101798/
Never let a crisis go to waste!
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Heretic
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Oct 25, 2013 11:20am
ernest_t_bass;1523709 wrote:My friend is a nut job, claiming the gubment will use the comet as a reason to shut all power off. LOL.

http://www.universetoday.com/101798/
Well, after reading your response to the whole official line of how "Christians are terrorists isn't an official stance" in the Poli forum, I'm guessing your friend knows he has someone dumb enough to believe in any conspiracy theory, so he's fucking with you.
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ernest_t_bass
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Oct 25, 2013 11:42am
Heretic;1523739 wrote:so he's fucking with you.
LOL, I wish this were true. He believes in all of this shit. My comment in the Poli forum was just stating how believing that the government is honest is just as dumb as believing a conspiracy theory.
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said_aouita
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Oct 25, 2013 12:27pm
I'm sure if it's really gonna hit us we will hear about it.
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Heretic
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Oct 25, 2013 12:32pm
ernest_t_bass;1523747 wrote:LOL, I wish this were true. He believes in all of this shit. My comment in the Poli forum was just stating how believing that the government is honest is just as dumb as believing a conspiracy theory.
Sounds like your friend would fit in with my office, since we have one person who's conspiracy theory crazy. And will go off on weird rants regularly.

Leading to me putting my headphones on and blocking everything out. Odium Generis Humani and all that...
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Dec 2, 2013 8:31pm
Ison ------------>. Iseoff.
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Dec 3, 2013 7:52am
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Sonofanump
Dec 3, 2013 10:50am
TedSheckler;1523706 wrote:I'm going to be cutting off my balls and penis this weekend and head to Footlocker to get a new pair of black Nike shoes.
My first thought also.