justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 29, 2013 10:58pm
So, anyone want a dog?
Not sure if the laptop is ruined yet or not. It sure smells like piss on the right side of the keyboard.
Not sure if the laptop is ruined yet or not. It sure smells like piss on the right side of the keyboard.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Sep 29, 2013 11:00pm
Sounds like maybe you should name the dog "PC" (I assume your wife had a mac)
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 29, 2013 11:05pm
Yeah. Brand new Air.
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Sep 29, 2013 11:10pm
I made that assumption not because she's a woman, but because I've seen you talk about macs a lot. 
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 29, 2013 11:12pm
Reading stories from other folks who had this problem, it doesn't look good. In almost every case I've read so far the laptop was ruined. Fuck.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Sep 29, 2013 11:20pm
So you're saying you need a grave dug for a dog?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 29, 2013 11:20pm
Essentially.I Wear Pants;1509815 wrote:So you're saying you need a grave dug for a dog?
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Sep 29, 2013 11:32pm
Pee on the thing that the dog cherishes the most, probably your wife. The only way they'll learn.
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Sep 29, 2013 11:39pm
I say get rid of the wife. If you weren't married, there wouldn't have been a laptop to piss on. She shouldn't have had it just lying around. Dog just did what dogs do.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 29, 2013 11:40pm
I'd have to piss on myself.Commander of Awesome;1509819 wrote:Pee on the thing that the dog cherishes the most, probably your wife. The only way they'll learn.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 29, 2013 11:41pm
Nah, I kind of like her.TedSheckler;1509820 wrote:I say get rid of the wife. If you weren't married, there wouldn't have been a laptop to piss on. She shouldn't have had it just lying around. Dog just did what dogs do.
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Sep 29, 2013 11:46pm
The bitch or the dog?justincredible;1509822 wrote:Nah, I kind of like her.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Sep 30, 2013 5:42am
That would do it for me. Dog gone.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Sep 30, 2013 5:48am
Your dog is dumb. Sucks it ruined the laptop.
I also blame whoever left the laptop where it could be pissed on.
I also blame whoever left the laptop where it could be pissed on.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Sep 30, 2013 6:24am
When the lap top is below the height of a lap blame one of the bitches...
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 30, 2013 8:09am
Not sure the laptop is ruined. Yet. And yes, my wife does share some of the blame.said_aouita;1509845 wrote:Your dog is dumb. Sucks it ruined the laptop.
I also blame whoever left the laptop where it could be pissed on.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Sep 30, 2013 8:25am
I would duct tape the dog to your new porch furniture.
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MontyBrunswick
Sep 30, 2013 10:12am
Take it to the Apple store and complain. The morons working will probably give you a new one
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Sep 30, 2013 10:17am
This. They pretty much drool over anyone that buys their warranty. Just tell them it stopped working after only owning it for a few months.dlazz;1509929 wrote:Take it to the Apple store and complain. The morons working will probably give you a new one
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 30, 2013 10:28am
We didn't get Apple Care but it should be covered for a year. That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.
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MontyBrunswick
Sep 30, 2013 10:30am
justincredible;1509947 wrote: That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.
:RpS_mellow:sleeper;1509933 wrote: Just tell them it stopped working after only owning it for a few months.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Sep 30, 2013 10:30am
Perhaps you missed the "moron" part of the sentence. Just vehemently deny any wrong doing. Tell them it just stopped working and you don't know why.justincredible;1509947 wrote:We didn't get Apple Care but it should be covered for a year. That said, I don't think they cover dog piss.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 30, 2013 10:46am
I think the smell would give it away.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Sep 30, 2013 10:52am
Tell them it came like that.justincredible;1509966 wrote:I think the smell would give it away.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Sep 30, 2013 11:17am
