Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Sep 9, 2013 2:55pm
Heading to Chicago for a VP position interview... Tomorrow so No Good morning for the next few days...
The company needs me more than I need to work. If the numbers are right and the perks are good, i will think about it. I'm really interviewing the company to see if I can build something ...
The company needs me more than I need to work. If the numbers are right and the perks are good, i will think about it. I'm really interviewing the company to see if I can build something ...
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Wally
Posts: 481
Sep 9, 2013 3:05pm
Good luck
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Sep 9, 2013 3:27pm
Dynamite thread, A++
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Sep 9, 2013 3:29pm
No one asked or gives a fuck what you're doing.
vdubb96
Posts: 2,210
Sep 9, 2013 3:31pm
Good luck you ol' mofo!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 9, 2013 3:47pm
Don't take the essay test dude.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Sep 9, 2013 4:19pm
That mighty nice of you.Raw Dawgin' it;1497938 wrote:I will be glad to keep it going for you mofo.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Sep 9, 2013 4:54pm
Companies, want me for my knowledge and skills, I tell them up front about my reading, spelling and grammar if they want some liberal art english major then great but if they fail it will cost double.Tiernan;1497952 wrote:Don't take the essay test dude.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Sep 9, 2013 5:14pm
Go get 'em, Belly!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 9, 2013 5:15pm
I know what you mean...companies have always hired me on the spot for my breathtakingly good looks and sparkling charm. Later when they realize they've fucked up they are so embarrassed by their incompetency they just say what the hell keep him around.
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MontyBrunswick
Sep 9, 2013 7:31pm
Who is going to hire a 60-something dyslexic and racist old man who rants about Obama all of the time and wears an eye-patch?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 9, 2013 10:48pm
Belly35;1497974 wrote:Companies, want me for my knowledge and skills, I tell them up front about my reading, spelling and grammar if they want some liberal art english major then great but if they fail it will cost double.
Obama!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 9, 2013 10:49pm
dlazz;1498040 wrote:Who is going to hire a 60-something dyslexic and racist old man who rants about Obama all of the time and wears an eye-patch?
dlazz.ten
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 9, 2013 11:15pm
Apparently, Belly has accepted the VP position with the Afghan Cyber Army after the events of this evening. Because I think he was the one who personally typed out their manifesto.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Sep 10, 2013 9:04am
You let them know you're interviewing them. 'Listen, motherfuckers, I ask the questions.'
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Sep 10, 2013 9:24am
Not the company that hired a flunky Ohio State IT grad who hate his job becuse it not what he expected ... Dumb shitdlazz;1498040 wrote:Who is going to hire a 60-something dyslexic and racist old man who rants about Obama all of the time and wears an eye-patch?
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MontyBrunswick
Sep 10, 2013 9:51am
Belly35;1498331 wrote:Not the company that hired a flunky Ohio State IT grad who hate his job becuse it not what he expected ... Dumb shit
A flunky OSU grad is better than an A-student at a MAC school.
Enjoy!
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Sep 10, 2013 10:11am
Eat shit a die I graduated with a maybe a 3.0 GPA from a MAC school Those A Studnet now ask me for help Sorry I take that back those Ivy Grads need me also...dlazz;1498355 wrote:A flunky OSU grad is better than an A-student at a MAC school.
Enjoy!
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 10, 2013 10:36am
Lol, spoken from the Sleeper School of Laughable Hyperbole.dlazz;1498355 wrote:A flunky OSU grad is better than an A-student at a MAC school.
Enjoy!
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MontyBrunswick
Sep 10, 2013 10:43am
Heretic;1498417 wrote:Lol, spoken from the Sleeper School of Laughable Hyperbole.
The SSLH is a well respected, accredited organization.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Sep 10, 2013 10:46am
Thank goodness MAC schools recognize dyslexia. You would have just been called a dumb ass if you attended a B10 school back then.Belly35;1498382 wrote:Eat shit a die I graduated with a maybe a 3.0 GPA from a MAC school Those A Studnet now ask me for help Sorry I take that back those Ivy Grads need me also...
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Sep 10, 2013 11:32am
They don't teach commas and periods at MAC schools.Belly35;1498382 wrote:Eat shit a die I graduated with a maybe a 3.0 GPA from a MAC school Those A Studnet now ask me for help Sorry I take that back those Ivy Grads need me also...
redrocket
Posts: 126
Sep 10, 2013 12:52pm
Good luck and have a safe trip.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 11, 2013 11:03am
Nice one.Heretic;1498237 wrote:Apparently, Belly has accepted the VP position with the Afghan Cyber Army after the events of this evening. Because I think he was the one who personally typed out their manifesto.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 11, 2013 12:57pm
dont need punctuation to get mad chicks mofoTedSheckler;1498456 wrote:They don't teach commas and periods at MAC schools.