The EEEEFFFFFF Fantasy Football Thread

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Laley23
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Sep 8, 2013 7:49pm
I am going to lose with Peyton Manning and Demaryius Thomas.

Fuck Fantasy Football.
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Terry_Tate
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Sep 8, 2013 7:50pm
How the hell is that even possible? Who did they have?
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Laley23
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Sep 8, 2013 7:54pm
Terry_Tate;1497500 wrote:How the hell is that even possible? Who did they have?
Not technically over, I have Witten and Andre Johnson (need 41 pts) in a .5 PPR league.

He had Stafford, Vincent Jackson, Shane Vereen, Boldin, Wayne, Forte and Jimmy Graham.

I had Decker and Trent Richardson really underachieve.
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Sep 8, 2013 8:09pm
Fuck Peyton Manning is mine... I will lose this week 1) because he threw for 462 yards and 2)because he got 48 points.

But yeah that's just crazy that you might lose with Manning and D Thomas going off. At least D Allen got you a TD to make not starting J Thomas as bad.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Sep 9, 2013 7:08am
Reggie Bush on the bench and Roddy White being useless.
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Rotinaj
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Sep 9, 2013 8:32am
I had D Thomas, Wayne, Colin K, Cobb, and Ray Rice. Still have Alfred Morris. That clown Kyle Rudolph is my only player that was terrible. I also had 1 league that was pretty much the exact opposite. Everyone aside from AJ Green played horrible.
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gorocks99
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Sep 9, 2013 11:19am
I somehow won in my office league, guy I was up against had David Wilson and the Giants D last night, down by 4 points going in. I thought I for sure was going to lose until I got a very angry text from him around 10pm, ha
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Sep 9, 2013 11:33am
I have Peyton and almost lost but my team went off. Standard league scoring but with .5 ppr. I was up big then my opponents team went off. Scored 165 points but I have 166 and still have shady mccoy going tonight. Have me a scare.
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Sep 9, 2013 11:39am
Boldin (27.8) was on my bench. I'm only up 21 and he still has McCoy, Vick, and Texans D to play. Good thing I started David Wilson (-2.1) instead.
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bases_loaded
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Sep 9, 2013 11:41am
Calvin Johnson(although he got fucked on his first non TD) and David Wilson can GFY this week and probably wilson forever
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Sep 9, 2013 5:02pm
I will lose tonight with Manning on my team if Foster and Desean Jackson outscore Owen Daniels by 9.
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Sep 10, 2013 12:29am
My team is bad. If Stevan Ridley doesn't get his starting spot back I'm probably headed for a last place finish.
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Laley23
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Sep 10, 2013 12:39am
If Houston throws it to AJ a few more times I might make up the 42 pts I needed from Witten/AJ.

We are BY FAR the two highest scoring teams this week, but I think I lose. I think AJ will need a TD or 5 more catches.
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Sep 10, 2013 6:20am
GOONx19;1497979 wrote:I will lose tonight with Manning on my team if Foster and Desean Jackson outscore Owen Daniels by 9.

Won by 3. Unless Manning sets records every week, this is gonna be a long year.
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Sep 10, 2013 9:39am
justincredible;1497827 wrote:Boldin (27.8) was on my bench. I'm only up 21 and he still has McCoy, Vick, and Texans D to play. Good thing I started David Wilson (-2.1) instead.
I lost by 42 points. Fack.
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Sep 10, 2013 9:46am
justincredible;1498336 wrote:I lost by 42 points. Fack.
Well at least it doesn't matter that you didn't start Boldin you would have lost anyway :P.

Always feels better when you sit a guy who goes off but then it doesn't matter if you started him or not you still would have lost.
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Sep 10, 2013 9:53am
I had the privilege of going against Andre Johnson, Reggie Wayne, Brian Hartline, and LeSean McCoy. The guy's team scored 31 points above his projection.... EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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hasbeen
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Sep 10, 2013 10:28am
Owen Daniels. You kidding me?
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Laley23
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Sep 10, 2013 10:32am
I was up 31 going versus Owen Daniels. Thank fuckng God the Texans defense scored to tie the game or he mightve had a 3rd. I won by 6 in that league.

Andre Johnson got me the needed points to win by 1.5 in the league that started this thread. He is a beast.
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Sep 10, 2013 11:38am
Mulva;1498292 wrote:My team is bad. If Stevan Ridley doesn't get his starting spot back I'm probably headed for a last place finish.
Ridley will get his spot back, Vereen is out a few weeks with a broken wrist.
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Laley23
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Sep 10, 2013 12:27pm
Ridley will get it back, but he might lose it again.

I wonder it the Pats will use Edelman the way they did Woodhead and Welker combined. Out of the slot, backfield, screens, etc. If so, huge player in fantasy this year.
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Sep 10, 2013 12:46pm
Lost week 1....2nd lowest score in the league...This is a keeper league and I've led the league in points scored the last 3 seasons...

reasons:
Eric Decker
Roddy White
David Wilson

Looking for a bounce back in wk 2, can only go up from here...
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Sep 10, 2013 1:26pm
I tied, then lost because of the bench points tie breaker.
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Sep 10, 2013 1:32pm
I played Manning who scored almost 65 pts in my league and lost by less than 12 pts.
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Sep 10, 2013 1:43pm
bases_loaded;1497828 wrote:Calvin Johnson(although he got ****ed on his first non TD).. can GFY this week
This, and Dez Bryant as well :mad: