SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Sep 6, 2013 8:46am
You're being held captive, and tortured. What non-violent torture method would drive you the most insane?
For me...the bottom of my feet being tickled.
For me...the bottom of my feet being tickled.
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Sep 6, 2013 8:48am
Jerked off to death.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Sep 6, 2013 8:50am
"ooh yeah..yeahh. yeah...no! no! no!" *dies*TedSheckler;1496259 wrote:Jerked off to death.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Sep 6, 2013 8:53am
Non-stop 24/7 playing of Beevis and Butthead moronathon on an endless loop.
kidding.
Having to live in a house full of retarded fat people - That honey-boo boo tv show.
kidding.
Having to live in a house full of retarded fat people - That honey-boo boo tv show.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 6, 2013 9:11am
Having an everlasting boner, that kills you, because it's everlasting.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Sep 6, 2013 9:16am
Having my eyelids propped open while watching Honey Boo Boo's mom do a 24/7 totally nude lap dance.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Sep 6, 2013 9:18am
Touching my shoulders or have someone write on a chalk board incorrectly(not putting the chalk at an angle. If you write straight on, the sound is awful).
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Sep 6, 2013 9:21am
Being trapped in a room with no entertainment other than a DVD play and the "Duck Dynesty" complete collection.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Sep 6, 2013 9:32am
Non stop crying baby. Fuck babies.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 6, 2013 9:33am
Having a really plain looking woman in sensible shoes wanting to tell me about Jesus 24/7.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Sep 6, 2013 10:03am
Being chained in a set on this ride Swing Ship
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Sep 6, 2013 10:19am
Being Belly's personal editor.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Sep 6, 2013 10:23am
Riding in a car driven by Tiernan. You know what's going to happen, just not when.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Sep 6, 2013 10:37am
Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Sep 6, 2013 10:38am
This does not please Rex Ryan.....mcburg93;1496338 wrote:Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 6, 2013 10:40am
Eyes propped open with tooth picks seems like it would be somewhat violent, so you fail. Negs.mcburg93;1496338 wrote:Having my eyes propped opened with tooth picks and watching anything to do with feet. Fuck feet they are nasty as fuck.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Sep 6, 2013 10:45am
Being left in solitary. Id almost rather have (mild) torture that be left alone for days on end. I cant stand not being able to comunicate with the world/people.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 6, 2013 11:14am
Being locked in a room with my one co-worker to listen to her complain about her job, family and assorted other things non-stop. Like she does in the office, but now I have nothing to do to occupy my time and no way to escape.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Sep 6, 2013 11:36am
Heretic;1496369 wrote:Being locked in a room with my one co-worker to listen to her complain about her job, family and assorted other things non-stop. Like she does in the office, but now I have nothing to do to occupy my time and no way to escape.
Automatik
Posts: 14,632
Sep 6, 2013 12:00pm
LOLqueencitybuckeye;1496327 wrote:Riding in a car driven by Tiernan. You know what's going to happen, just not when.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 6, 2013 12:43pm
That's so like her. Except for how that chick is drawn to look sex-worthy. The swamp-beast in my office makes the less-photogenic farm animals look disturbingly attractive.Commander of Awesome;1496376 wrote:
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Sep 6, 2013 12:45pm
Having to watch high school football with people from Steubenville.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Sep 6, 2013 3:50pm
...being trapped in a mens room w/Fairwood King
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 6, 2013 4:12pm
Hey, if you were standing in front of a urinal and whipped it out, whatever he does to it is 5% your fault!4cards;1496482 wrote:...being trapped in a mens room w/Fairwood King
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 6, 2013 4:37pm
If your standing in front of an urinal your schlong is right at FWK's face height since he's in the wheelchair.