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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 27, 2009 4:44 PM
OK, here's the game: I will name three females ... the next one to post has to say which one (if forced with a gun to your head) they would have sex with, which one they would kill, and which one they would marry ... and why (just a short explanation).

THEN, post three more females for the next person ... (or males, if you feel like going that route I guess) ...

OK, GO!

Roseanne Arnold, Sarah Palin, Octomom.
Dec 27, 2009 4:44pm
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wes_mantooth

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Dec 27, 2009 4:45 PM
Screw-Palin- looks like a good screw
Kill- Octomom- cannot stand her
Marry- Roseanne- by default

Rosie Odonnell(sp?), my mom, your mom
Dec 27, 2009 4:45pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 27, 2009 4:46 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: Screw-Palin
Kill- Octomom
Marry- Roseanne
Why? Also, name 3 more people ...
Dec 27, 2009 4:46pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 27, 2009 4:48 PM
Screw Palin, Kill Octomom, Marry Rosanne.... just because you're married you don't have to have sex...

Natalie Gulbis, Martha Stewart, Nancy Grace
Dec 27, 2009 4:48pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 27, 2009 4:50 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: Screw Palin, Kill Octomom, Marry Rosanne.... just because you're married you don't have to have sex...

Natalie Gulbis, Martha Stewart, Nancy Grace
Kill Grace, cause she is a c-nt.

Screw Gulbis, cause she is hot.

Marry Stewart, cause you will always get a home-cooked meal!


OK, how about:

Connie Chung, Nick Mangold's sister, Chris Henry's fiance.
Dec 27, 2009 4:50pm
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ohiobucks1

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Dec 27, 2009 5:05 PM
Screw- CH's Fiancée
Marry - Connie Chung
Kill- NM's Sister



Rosie O'donnell, Oprah, Meg Ryan
Dec 27, 2009 5:05pm
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redfalcon

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Dec 27, 2009 5:33 PM
kill-Rosie
Screw-Meg Ryan
Mary-Oprah (then divorce for her money).

Barbara Boxer, Nancy Pelosi, Janet Reno
Dec 27, 2009 5:33pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Dec 27, 2009 6:17 PM
Kill - myself .

End game.
Dec 27, 2009 6:17pm
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I Wear Pants

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Dec 27, 2009 7:09 PM
Screw - Boxer
Kill - Pelosi
Marry - Reno because she'll probably die soon anyway.
Dec 27, 2009 7:09pm
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Dec 27, 2009 9:34 PM
OK...none for me to pick from, but I will give choices...I think this could be tough:

Kate Beckinsale
Katherine Heigl
Megan Fox
Dec 27, 2009 9:34pm
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ZombieKiller

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Dec 27, 2009 9:36 PM
Screw- Megan Fox
Kill- Katherine Heigl
Marry- Kate Beckinsale

Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson
Dec 27, 2009 9:36pm
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se-alum

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Dec 27, 2009 9:53 PM
Kill- Kelly Clarkson
Screw- Taylor Swift
Marry- Carrie Underwood

Halle Berry, Eva Mendes, Alicia Keyes
Dec 27, 2009 9:53pm
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ZombieKiller

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817 posts
Dec 27, 2009 9:55 PM
Kill- Halle Berry
Screw- Eva Mendes
Marry- Alicia Keyes

Sorry, I don't find Halle Berry hot.

Amy Whinehouse, Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag
Dec 27, 2009 9:55pm
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Little Danny

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Dec 27, 2009 9:56 PM
Screw- Carrie Underwood (life secret, when you marry her you don't get to screw her anymore)
Kill- Swift
Marry- Clarkson

Kate Gosselin, Elin Woods, Kim Kardashian
Dec 27, 2009 9:56pm
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Dec 27, 2009 10:15 PM
Screw Parker
Marry Portman
Kill Lewinsky

Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria Parker, Marcia Cross (Susan, Gabi, Bree)
Dec 27, 2009 10:15pm
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Dec 27, 2009 10:15 PM
ccrunner609 wrote: Kill Whinhouse

Screw Hilton

Marry Heidi


Sarah Jessica Parker, Natalie Portman, Monica Lewinsky
Kill Lewinsky

Screw Parker

Marry Portman

Queen Elizabeth II, Katie Curic, Dame Judi Dench
Dec 27, 2009 10:15pm
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David St. Hubbins

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Dec 27, 2009 10:30 PM
^^^ Ya I always wonder with this game, does the marry option include screwing?
Dec 27, 2009 10:30pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 28, 2009 12:08 AM
Holley Mangold, Sarah Fisher, Amy Winehouse.......??????
Dec 28, 2009 12:08am
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mcburg93

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Dec 28, 2009 9:15 AM
where are the pictures at.
Dec 28, 2009 9:15am
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 28, 2009 5:09 PM
Screw Winehouse
Marry Fisher
Kill Mangold's sister

Susan Sarandon, Meryl Streep, Jane Seymour
Dec 28, 2009 5:09pm
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september63

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Dec 28, 2009 5:28 PM
Problem is............She could kick ur ass/kill you with her bare hands.
Dec 28, 2009 5:28pm
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wes_mantooth

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Dec 28, 2009 5:42 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: Screw Winehouse
Marry Fisher
Kill Mangold's sister

Susan Sarandon, Meryl Streep, Jane Seymour
Screw Jane Seymour
Marry Meryl Streep
Kill Sarandon

Smurfette, Lois(Family Guy), Jessica Rabbit.
Dec 28, 2009 5:42pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 28, 2009 6:47 PM
Marry Jessica Rabbit
Screw Smurfette
Kill Lois

Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Rachel McAdams
Dec 28, 2009 6:47pm
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tsst_fballfan

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Dec 28, 2009 6:55 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: Marry Jessica Rabbit
Screw Smurfette
Kill Lois

Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Rachel McAdams
screw Reese
marry Rachel
kill Julia

Michele Obama, Rachel Maddow, Chelsea Clinton
Dec 28, 2009 6:55pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 28, 2009 6:56 PM
^^^^

this is not fair @ all....

kill clinton
marry maddow
screw Obama

Lita Ford, Pat Benetar, Joan Jett
Dec 28, 2009 6:56pm