So many ways to go on this one...

Now I'm not going to say fat people are stupid, but notice how the thinner girl ran in the exact opposite direction to create as much distance as possible.

Those things are flopping all over the place! My lord!

And look at how the fat girl is rounding off her route...You can almost see the wheels turning that "it's probably faster to run on the pavement instead of the grass"

And how about the kid with the suitcase? Look at the way he does a double-take and eyeballs them - probably wondering if these poorly dressed white-chicks might steal his luggage, or at least rummage thru looking for power bars.

The only thing that comes to mind is the charge of inducing panic this guy should've faced, especially after the Boston bombing.

Not gonna lie. The first time I saw this, it moved.

"Man in navy shirt, orangish-red shorts, and sunglasses sets down his lime-green suitcase on the sidewalk before jogging away. This causes two women, one of somewhat-average weight and one of obesity, to take off running, likely due to fear that the suitcase contains an explosive device. The larger woman's breasts flop wildly while she 'runs', which in turn arouses wes_mantooth."

The girl with floppy boobs only believes in p90x and lifting weights and doesn't do enough cardio.