Devils Advocate
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Jul 30, 2013 1:55pm
Hide yo kids! Hide yo pets!
[h=1]James Lee Lyons, Florida Sex Offender, Arrested For Having Sex With Neighbor's Dog[/h]
The alleged abuse was uncovered after Lyons' neighbor noticed his dog was missing, according to The Times-Union.
When the neighbor began to investigate, he noticed Lyons carrying the dog from his trailer. Because the dog was acting strangely, its owner took it to the hospital, where bestiality was suspected by the emergency veterinarian on duty, according to the St. Augustine Record.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/28/james-lee-lyons-sex-dog-arrrested_n_3667476.html?ir=Crime
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[h=1]James Lee Lyons, Florida Sex Offender, Arrested For Having Sex With Neighbor's Dog[/h]
The alleged abuse was uncovered after Lyons' neighbor noticed his dog was missing, according to The Times-Union.
When the neighbor began to investigate, he noticed Lyons carrying the dog from his trailer. Because the dog was acting strangely, its owner took it to the hospital, where bestiality was suspected by the emergency veterinarian on duty, according to the St. Augustine Record.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/28/james-lee-lyons-sex-dog-arrrested_n_3667476.html?ir=Crime
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 30, 2013 2:12pm
Hilarious...if you toggle down on the Huffington page past the Beastiality story you see where Lisa Kudrow says "David Schwimmer Scared Me With Anal Sex Talk".
#1DBag
Posts: 786
Jul 30, 2013 2:35pm
Outlaw Florida.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jul 30, 2013 3:05pm
Are you nutz?...and single handedly kill Court TV?#1DBag;1480372 wrote:Outlaw Florida.
Ironman92
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Jul 30, 2013 4:19pm
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sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jul 30, 2013 4:42pm
You realize it has been almost 5 and a half years since Court TV was a thing, right?Tiernan;1480380 wrote:Are you nutz?...and single handedly kill Court TV?
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jul 30, 2013 7:44pm
I feel bad for the vet that determined it was bestiality.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Jul 30, 2013 8:01pm
gut;1480500 wrote:I feel bad for the vet that determined it was bestiality.
My wife has had to do 2 beastiality exams....
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gut
Posts: 15,058
Jul 30, 2013 8:03pm
We should lock them in a room with a pit bull and say "have at it"LJ;1480502 wrote:My wife has had to do 2 beastiality exams....
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Al Bundy
Posts: 4,180
Jul 30, 2013 8:19pm
It is at least 5% the dog's fault
Classyposter58
Posts: 6,321
Jul 30, 2013 8:36pm
Guess the dog was just too tight huh
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jul 31, 2013 12:28am
Al Bundy;1480510 wrote:It is at least 5% the dog's fault
Yes. The dog should have never put itself in that situation.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jul 31, 2013 11:59am
Al Bundy;1480510 wrote:It is at least 5% the dog's fault
These were repped because fuck FWK. Damn drunken slut dog!Curly J;1480622 wrote:Yes. The dog should have never put itself in that situation.