Aaron Hernandez v. dumbest murderer of all time

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Jul 10, 2013 11:06am
I figured we should dedicate a thread to this POS instead of mucking up the random NFL thread.

Has anyone been keeping up since the court documents have been released?

The guy is so dumb, it's laughable.

-Cops knock on the door, tells his fiancée "Lloyd is dead", she starts balling.
-Cops tell Hernandez "Just a few questions, this is a murder investigation" *does not ask who died, gets confrontational and slams the door in their face*

Also, he straight up confessed to a friend.
:laugh:
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thavoice
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Jul 10, 2013 11:16am
Automatik;1470243 wrote:I figured we should dedicate a thread to this POS instead of mucking up the random NFL thread.

Has anyone been keeping up since the court documents have been released?

The guy is so dumb, it's laughable.

-Cops knock on the door, tells his fiancée "Lloyd is dead", she starts balling.
-Cops tell Hernandez "Just a few questions, this is a murder investigation" *does not ask who died, gets confrontational and slams the door in their face*

Also, he straight up confessed to a friend.
:laugh:
`Urban Meyer's fault.
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gport_tennis
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Jul 10, 2013 11:19am
thavoice;1470252 wrote:`Urban Meyer's fault.

OSU permanent bowl plan for ever.
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Jul 10, 2013 11:42am
Only in the SEC.
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Jul 10, 2013 11:47am
gport_tennis;1470254 wrote:OSU permanent bowl plan for ever.
redundancy is redundant.
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Jul 10, 2013 11:51am
gport_tennis;1470254 wrote:OSU permanent bowl plan for ever.
Is it a plan for a ban permanently forever??
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Jul 10, 2013 12:05pm
I'm wondering what kind of sentence they will go for. Life? What's Massachusetts' stance on the death penalty?
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Jul 10, 2013 12:10pm
Automatik;1470289 wrote:What's Massachusetts' stance on the death penalty?
I don't believe they have the capital punishment there
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Jul 10, 2013 12:15pm
I do have to say that the accomplice who's talking came across like a guy trying to distance himself from the actual murdering, but having no idea how to come across as remotely truthful in doing so. From the Yahoo article discussing the stuff the OP posted:
Ortiz told police that during the drive Hernandez told Lloyd that Lloyd had been ''chilling'' with people Hernandez had problems with, the documents say. But Ortiz told police the two men shook hands and the problem seemed smoothed over. However, the Altima soon stopped, and everyone but Ortiz got out to urinate, according to Ortiz's account.

The witness told police he then heard gunshots before Hernandez and Wallace got back into the car without Lloyd and the car sped away.
Yeah. The four were driving together and EVERYONE but Ortiz got out to piss when the shooting happened. Of course.
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thavoice
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Jul 10, 2013 12:20pm
Maybe Ortiz was driving? Or didnt have to piss?
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Jul 10, 2013 12:22pm
gport_tennis;1470254 wrote:OSU permanent bowl plan for ever.
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Jul 10, 2013 12:24pm
thavoice;1470300 wrote:Maybe Ortiz was driving? Or didnt have to piss?
And had no clue what was going on until after the shooting. But was trusted to be there when it went down.
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Jul 10, 2013 12:30pm
Automatik;1470289 wrote:What's Massachusetts' stance on the death penalty?
Murder took place in Connecticut, I believe.

Edit: OK, maybe it was in MA.
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thavoice
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Jul 10, 2013 12:30pm
Heretic;1470303 wrote:And had no clue what was going on until after the shooting. But was trusted to be there when it went down.
I imagine that either Hernandez and the other two knew what was going to happen OR neither knew and thought they were just gonna scare teh shit out of the guy and hernandez called an audible and shot him.

Either way...they are all fucked, and since they need someone to tell them who did what they will take whomever talks first and it looks like it is this punk.
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Jul 10, 2013 1:24pm
Automatik;1470243 wrote:
Has anyone been keeping up since the court documents have been released?
Can you provide a short summary of what court documents have been released and what evidence it reveals? Haven't seen/heard any.
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Jul 10, 2013 1:25pm
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Jul 10, 2013 1:36pm
^^^ top comment from that article.

lulz


"The only thing Hernandez forgot to do was to check in @ industrial park on facebook."
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Tiernan
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Jul 10, 2013 2:11pm
So Hernandez is a "Honky Spic" just like Zimmerman right? and Lloyd was black just like Martin right?
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steubbigred
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Jul 10, 2013 4:48pm
Automatik;1470243 wrote:I figured we should dedicate a thread to this POS instead of mucking up the random NFL thread.

Has anyone been keeping up since the court documents have been released?

The guy is so dumb, it's laughable.

-Cops knock on the door, tells his fiancée "Lloyd is dead", she starts balling.
-Cops tell Hernandez "Just a few questions, this is a murder investigation" *does not ask who died, gets confrontational and slams the door in their face*

Also, he straight up confessed to a friend.
:laugh:
Joey Votto wins
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 10, 2013 5:36pm
Prayers from Gahanna
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thavoice
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May 15, 2014 6:20pm
Automatik;1470243 wrote:I figured we should dedicate a thread to this POS instead of mucking up the random NFL thread.

Has anyone been keeping up since the court documents have been released?

The guy is so dumb, it's laughable.

-Cops knock on the door, tells his fiancée "Lloyd is dead", she starts balling.
-Cops tell Hernandez "Just a few questions, this is a murder investigation" *does not ask who died, gets confrontational and slams the door in their face*

Also, he straight up confessed to a friend.
:laugh:
and he just was indicted on two other murders......