The Art of Contemporary Art

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Dr. Heinz Fraudster
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Jun 29, 2013 8:40pm
Today my son Emanuel and myself made a Contemporary art sculpture on our hike to Cuyahoga Valley.
We found some old fence clippings and a handful of Moose droppings and combined them into a work worthy of display in an International museum of Art.

So for all you art lovers out there here is a picture of our masterful creation.



The work is yet untitled but we are open for suggestions.
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hasbeen
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Jun 29, 2013 8:43pm
What drugs should I be taking?
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Ironman92
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Jun 29, 2013 8:57pm
Ass Rabbits
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bases_loaded
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Jun 29, 2013 9:12pm
Ah yes. The Cuyahoga Valley Moose
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sherm03
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Jun 30, 2013 12:30am
I am a big fan of this Heinz character. He clearly does some awesome drugs...and I think it'd be cool hanging out with him.
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justincredible
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Jun 30, 2013 12:53am
Nut sack.
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Rotinaj
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Jun 30, 2013 12:54am
That wasn't moose droppings. Sorry bro, got the shits after eating some corn dog nuggets on the trail.
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Mohican00
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Jun 30, 2013 6:22am
whoa.......poop stick art. What does it mean???
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said_aouita
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Jun 30, 2013 6:39am
Fake. Those are not fence clippings.
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ernest_t_bass
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Jun 30, 2013 8:09am
First
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hasbeen
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Jun 30, 2013 8:15am
ernest_t_bass;1465985 wrote:First

Is that even possible?
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cat_lover
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Jun 30, 2013 9:19am
I would call it "Fence clippings &Moose droppings". Your Welcome
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Mohican00
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Jun 30, 2013 9:30am
cat_lover;1465998 wrote:Your Welcome
*You're
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Belly35
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Jun 30, 2013 9:35am
Art that visual situation of the minds interpretation to create which only one can see and others speculate via imagination or fraud perspective
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Pick6
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Jun 30, 2013 10:49am
lol wtf
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Ironman92
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Jun 30, 2013 11:41am
I lol'd
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gut
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Jun 30, 2013 3:24pm
The one piece is missing a dropping...clearly it was smoked
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Curly J
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Jun 30, 2013 4:58pm
SOS...Shit Ona Stick.
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ohiobucks1
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Jun 30, 2013 9:03pm
This guy is full of the lolz
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Jul 1, 2013 11:03am
sherm03;1465955 wrote:I am a big fan of this Heinz character. He clearly does some awesome drugs...and I think it'd be cool hanging out with him.
I concur. Anyone who might be fucked up to the point where they could take my buzz to a whole new level must be the world's greatest person.
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Jul 1, 2013 11:29am
Obligatory response:

If that is art....I just excreted a Masterpiece.
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Jul 1, 2013 2:09pm
I remember my first acid trip