Have you ever farted in public and blamed it on someone else?

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Dec 26, 2009 12:38 AM
My sister did it today while standing in line at the movies and oh my God was it loud and smelled like cabbage. She then blamed it on to me. That witch.
Dec 26, 2009 12:38am
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LJ

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Dec 26, 2009 12:45 AM
I always blame it on my gf
Dec 26, 2009 12:45am
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rugbywrestler

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Dec 26, 2009 12:45 AM
9th grade gym class, while we were stretching....amazing how you change over four years. When I was a senior I wouldve laughed my ass off for farting
Dec 26, 2009 12:45am
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j_crazy

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Dec 26, 2009 12:52 AM
One of the best perks of having a baby. When she starts talking that might change.
Dec 26, 2009 12:52am
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xnds1fan

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Dec 26, 2009 11:04 AM
Hell yeah I have.
Dec 26, 2009 11:04am
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ytownfootball

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Dec 26, 2009 11:30 AM
A true art form that I have mastered to perfection.
Dec 26, 2009 11:30am
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Dec 26, 2009 11:35 AM
I usually blame the dog
Dec 26, 2009 11:35am
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xnds1fan

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Dec 26, 2009 11:44 AM
I like crop dusting better.
Dec 26, 2009 11:44am
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Fab1b

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Dec 26, 2009 12:25 PM
Always do it, crop dust too. The best is during weigh ins at a wrestling tourn. rip one right as the wrestler stands on the scale and blame that wrestler and watch his team laugh their asses off. I like to crop dust the coaches in the corners. Rip one while a match is in progress then pass by the coaches chairs. That usually detracts them from any call I may miss LMAO!! :)
Dec 26, 2009 12:25pm
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Mr. 300

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Dec 26, 2009 3:09 PM
Drive-bys in the bowling alley are the best. Walk down about three pair, rip one, then walk away. Watching the 10 people on that pair look at each other is priceless, let alone the finger pointing and verbal assaults they throw at each other.
Dec 26, 2009 3:09pm
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wes_mantooth

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Dec 26, 2009 4:48 PM
Yeah, I blame it on my kid.

I also love to let them while we are in the car and then apply the window lock.....usually pisses him off!!
Dec 26, 2009 4:48pm
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bcubed

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Dec 26, 2009 4:51 PM
As often as I can!
Dec 26, 2009 4:51pm
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Dec 26, 2009 4:53 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: I also love to let them while we are in the car and then apply the window lock.....usually pisses him off!!
My dad does the same thing, except he will turn the heat on and cook them. They smell terrible.
Dec 26, 2009 4:53pm
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Dec 27, 2009 11:35 PM
If I farted while on Freehuddle and blamed it on the OP is it the same thing?
Dec 27, 2009 11:35pm
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mtrulz

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Dec 28, 2009 12:11 AM
I let a 22 second long fart (literally), and I blamed it on a retarded kid in my gym class.


Note: My gym class is all boys, otherwise, I wouldn't have done it.
Dec 28, 2009 12:11am