Only once … mofo

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Belly35
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Jun 14, 2013 9:04am
I have done many crazy things in my life and so have many of you.

What are some of those things you will not do again?

I will not eat Ham loaf or Mountain Oysters ever again
I hate standing on the top of Skyscrapers … will avoid at all cost
Will not go on those swing ships at Amusement Parks, I like my balls just where they are
I will never climb a 200 foot tower again, what the hell was I thinking
Disarm a booby trap ..hopefully
Will not take the wife to Hocking Hills in the winter… I should have known better
I will not go to the pistol range with this guy Dave ever … I will shoot him I know it
I don’t do 220 electrical connections ever again
Never get drunk on wine..
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Jun 14, 2013 9:06am
I will never get drunk on rum or tequila ever again.

I will never not stop for police officers, once was enough.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 14, 2013 9:31am
I voted in a presidential election once and that was pretty pointless, so I probably won't vote in one again.
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Belly35
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Jun 14, 2013 9:55am
dlazz;1457777 wrote:I voted in a presidential election once and that was pretty pointless, so I probably won't vote in one again.
And that's a good thing for the country :D
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 14, 2013 9:59am
Belly35;1457790 wrote:And that's a good thing for the country :D
You're right. A system in which two systems control everything and get nothing done is excellent for the country.
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jun 14, 2013 10:03am
I plead not guilty once. I won't do that again so as I don't anger people who think I'm guilty.
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Belly35
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Jun 14, 2013 10:12am
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1457796 wrote:I plead not guilty once. I won't do that again so as I don't anger people who think I'm guilty.
Lying is never a good thing ... take responsibility of your action and do the right thing from the start.

Woud be a liar about your golf score so why be a liar in court... </SPAN>
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Jun 14, 2013 10:21am
Belly35;1457800 wrote:Lying is never a good thing ... take responsibility of your action and do the right thing from the start.

Woud be a liar about your golf score so why be a liar in court... </SPAN>
Might not be such a bad thing if it saves your neck
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A PAC
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Jun 14, 2013 10:23am
Say "I do".
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Belly35
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Jun 14, 2013 10:50am
A PAC;1457805 wrote:Say "I do".
commitment ... prefect well done
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ernest_t_bass
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Jun 14, 2013 12:06pm
Psychedelic mushrooms. Incredible trip, but don't want to do it again.
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ernest_t_bass
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Jun 14, 2013 12:07pm
A PAC;1457805 wrote:Say "I do".
I agree with this. I hope I never have to say these words again, regardless of my status. If my wife dies, or I get divorced, there is no way in hell I will ever get married again.
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Geronimo
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Jun 14, 2013 3:02pm
I will never take a piss directly after cutting up habanero peppers again.
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Belly35
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Jun 14, 2013 4:08pm
Geronimo;1457931 wrote:I will never take a piss directly after cutting up habanero peppers again.


That is just stupid 101 mofo but very funny
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Pick6
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Jun 15, 2013 11:22am
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.
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Devils Advocate
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Jun 15, 2013 11:37am
I will never piss on a house with bushes unless I check first for an electric outlet.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jun 15, 2013 12:33pm
Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.
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Pick6
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Jun 15, 2013 12:59pm
DeyDurkie5;1458247 wrote:Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.
Surprised you arent dead.
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Trueblue23
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Jun 16, 2013 2:36am
DeyDurkie5;1458247 wrote:Taking 8 percocet while heavily drinking. Never again.
Pick6;1458250 wrote:Surprised you arent dead.
Depends on what MG they were, I'm assuming 10
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Jun 16, 2013 7:54am
Have a head full of acid trippin balls for two days straight with no sleep and then decide to be the driver on a road trip without directions or knowing exactly where you were going.
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BRF
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Jun 16, 2013 1:21pm
I will never get a third vasectomy.
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Trueblue23
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Jun 16, 2013 1:37pm
said_aouita;1458426 wrote:Have a head full of acid trippin balls for two days straight with no sleep and then decide to be the driver on a road trip without directions or knowing exactly where you were going.
Took a bunch of acid once and decided I wanted to join the army. Went to the recruiting station straight tripping, good thing I couldn't pass the drug test lol