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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Jun 3, 2013 9:05 AM
These two guys might be too stupid to live. WTF were they expecting to happen when a random stranger asks them to bring $2k in cash to have sex on?

http://www.mv-voice.com/news/show_story.php?id=7010
Jun 3, 2013 9:05am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Jun 3, 2013 9:26 AM
justincredible;1451825 wrote:These two guys might be too stupid to live. WTF were they expecting to happen when a random stranger asks them to bring $2k in cash to have sex on?

http://www.mv-voice.com/news/show_story.php?id=7010
Their dicks took over control of the brain at that point.
Jun 3, 2013 9:26am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Jun 3, 2013 9:49 AM
Having sex on $2k gets me going too!
Jun 3, 2013 9:49am
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

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Jun 3, 2013 11:09 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1451833 wrote:Their dicks took over control of the brain at that point.
Dynamite Drop In Marty...ya think ...;)
Jun 3, 2013 11:09pm
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gut

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Jun 3, 2013 11:27 PM
Is a gun and knife the new way to tag-team a robbery? Seems kind of redundant - do you really need the knife when you have a gun?
Jun 3, 2013 11:27pm
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Dr. Heinz Fraudster

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Jun 4, 2013 8:37 PM
gut;1452328 wrote:Is a gun and knife the new way to tag-team a robbery? Seems kind of redundant - do you really need the knife when you have a gun?
What if the gun jams?
Jun 4, 2013 8:37pm
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FatHobbit

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Jun 5, 2013 1:40 AM
Jun 5, 2013 1:40am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Jun 5, 2013 10:10 AM
Imagine a paper cut on your coin purse. Ouch.
Jun 5, 2013 10:10am
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

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Jun 5, 2013 11:18 AM
I'm pretty sure this was an undercover IRS training session.
Jun 5, 2013 11:18am
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gut

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Jun 5, 2013 11:58 AM
To be fair, they probably assumed this was a creative way of paying a hooker. "We're going to do it on the pile of money?....oh, OK, wink wink"

Unless they thought they would then gather up their cash and leave. And, well, $2k for a hooker is a different story.
Jun 5, 2013 11:58am
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Heretic

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Jun 5, 2013 12:00 PM
justincredible;1452806 wrote:Imagine a paper cut on your coin purse. Ouch.
Guh...yeah, sex on a pile of money... Great idea if you're the porn version of Scrooge McDuck, maybe. For anyone else, might be a questionable decision.
Jun 5, 2013 12:00pm
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gut

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Jun 5, 2013 1:35 PM
Heretic;1452879 wrote:Guh...yeah, sex on a pile of money... Great idea if you're the **** version of Scrooge McDuck, maybe. For anyone else, might be a questionable decision.
Money is already known to be one of the dirtiest things out there we put our hands on daily. But I never considered that some of it came from piles of cash people were having sex on.
Jun 5, 2013 1:35pm
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Heretic

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Jun 5, 2013 1:40 PM
gut;1452922 wrote:Money is already known to be one of the dirtiest things out there we put our hands on daily. But I never considered that some of it came from piles of cash people were having sex on.
I'm wondering if I can somehow turn this into a creepy pick-up line when handing money to a cashier at a grocery store or restaurant.
Jun 5, 2013 1:40pm