How long can you hold your breath?

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cruiser_96

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May 6, 2013 10:39 AM
I just checked...

1 minute and 18 seconds.

Don't pass out!
May 6, 2013 10:39am
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Belly35

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May 6, 2013 10:41 AM
As long at it takes to get my truck window down after the dog fart Hope this helps :D
May 6, 2013 10:41am
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MontyBrunswick

May 6, 2013 10:42 AM
This isn't JJHuddle.

gtfo
May 6, 2013 10:42am
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May 6, 2013 10:43 AM
Belly35;1438757 wrote:As long at it takes to get my truck window down after the dog fart Hope this helps :D
blame the dog...
May 6, 2013 10:43am
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May 6, 2013 10:50 AM
Does this question include with/without a bong hit?
May 6, 2013 10:50am
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May 6, 2013 10:54 AM
I used to be able to swim 100M while holding my breath.

Hope this helps.
May 6, 2013 10:54am
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cruiser_96

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May 6, 2013 11:05 AM
dlazz;1438758 wrote:This isn't JJHuddle.

gtfo
I haven't been on that site since they wanted to charge me $12 to read this kind of idiocy. Found me a new home rightcheer...
May 6, 2013 11:05am
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MontyBrunswick

May 6, 2013 11:07 AM
cruiser_96;1438771 wrote:I haven't been on that site since they wanted to charge me $12 to read this kind of idiocy. Found me a new home rightcheer...
So you do admit your thread is idiotic.
May 6, 2013 11:07am
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May 6, 2013 11:15 AM
I used to be able to swim 200M while holding my breath. So.. ya.. kinda a long time.
May 6, 2013 11:15am
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said_aouita

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May 6, 2013 11:16 AM
In college about three and a half minutes with my head under the ladder at the YMCA pool. The life guard was not impressed but my teammates told her I was fine.
May 6, 2013 11:16am
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cruiser_96

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May 6, 2013 11:17 AM
dlazz;1438772 wrote:So you do admit your thread is idiotic.
Not only yes, but heck yes! Along with (roughly) 90% of my posts. But don't let that stop you from holding your breath, timing how long you can do it, and then letting us know.

ps: I had some steak yesterday. I was delicious! Washed it don't with a pepsi. Meh.
May 6, 2013 11:17am
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bases_loaded

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May 6, 2013 11:22 AM
I swam a 400 m this morning without a breathe so yeah I can squat the most.
May 6, 2013 11:22am
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MontyBrunswick

May 6, 2013 11:22 AM
bases_loaded;1438780 wrote:I swam a 400 m this morning without a breathe so yeah I can squat the most.
I ran 3 miles yesterday. Sick fast.
May 6, 2013 11:22am
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May 6, 2013 11:22 AM
longer than you

May 6, 2013 11:22am
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May 6, 2013 11:38 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1438775 wrote:I used to be able to swim 200M while holding my breath. So.. ya.. kinda a long time.
Dude, you're like kind of a big deal.
May 6, 2013 11:38am
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Tiernan

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May 6, 2013 11:43 AM
Depends how bad she smells down there.
May 6, 2013 11:43am
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May 6, 2013 11:52 AM
bases_loaded;1438780 wrote:I swam a 400 m this morning without a breathe so yeah I can squat the most.
You'll have to take that up with Holly Mangold!
May 6, 2013 11:52am
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gut

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May 6, 2013 11:55 AM
Over 2 minutes...with that air-packing technique that deep free divers use. It makes an amazing difference, otherwise I'd probably struggle to get 1 minute
May 6, 2013 11:55am
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May 6, 2013 11:59 AM
Fly4Fun;1438793 wrote:Dude, you're like kind of a big deal.
Thanks. I wanted everyone to know I used to swim and how good I was at it.
May 6, 2013 11:59am
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May 6, 2013 12:04 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1438807 wrote:Thanks. I wanted everyone to know I used to swim and how good I was at it.
and better than F4F.
May 6, 2013 12:04pm
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May 6, 2013 12:47 PM
FatHobbit;1438759 wrote:blame the dog...
Don't we all ...:laugh:
May 6, 2013 12:47pm
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May 6, 2013 1:22 PM
I used to be able to breathe without holding my breath. Suck on that.
May 6, 2013 1:22pm
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May 6, 2013 3:01 PM
ernest_t_bass;1438835 wrote:I can't breathe after drinking keystone.
Cool.
May 6, 2013 3:01pm
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May 6, 2013 3:05 PM
like_that;1438879 wrote:Cool.
May 6, 2013 3:05pm
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May 6, 2013 8:11 PM
ernest_t_bass;1438835 wrote:I used to be able to breathe without holding my breath until I started drinkIng Keyspone Light.

We know.........We know.....
May 6, 2013 8:11pm