ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 2, 2013 3:00pm
Watching Religulous right now, and it got me thinking. If you were to rewrite your own set of 10 Commandments (not necessarily religiously based), what would they be?
The Equalizer
Posts: 1,003
May 2, 2013 3:10pm
Don't see anyting wrong with the first set.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 2, 2013 3:23pm
Thanks.The Equalizer;1437502 wrote:
- You shall have no other Gods but me.
- You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
- You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
- You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
- Respect your father and mother.
- You must not kill.
- You must not commit adultery.
- You must not steal.
- You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
- You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 2, 2013 3:23pm
Ass to mouth required even after marriage.
The Equalizer
Posts: 1,003
May 2, 2013 3:26pm
Didn't think anyone needed a refresher on what those were after 2500 or so years.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 2, 2013 3:29pm
I don't see anything in there about the gays.ernest_t_bass;1437515 wrote:Thanks.The Equalizer;1437502 wrote: You shall have no other Gods but me.
You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.
You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.
You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.
Respect your father and mother.
You must not kill.
You must not commit adultery.
You must not steal.
You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.
You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 2, 2013 3:31pm
Sabbath day... yeah, that one is still done. Do you keep it holy?The Equalizer;1437502 wrote:Don't see anyting wrong with the first set.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
May 2, 2013 3:35pm
Let's actually do something entertaining and do a ohiochatter 10 commandments.
1. Thou shall not make fun of Notre Dame.
1. Thou shall not make fun of Notre Dame.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
May 2, 2013 3:37pm
2. Thou (this one right?) is only allowed to make fun of poster for idiocy once, even if poster continually does/say continuously dumbass stuff. After that, it's harassment. Unless of course a mod does it, then it's A-OK.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
May 2, 2013 3:40pm
3. Thou shall not get offended over other posters making fun of them or their family, it's the internet, unwad your panties.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
May 2, 2013 3:48pm
I agree.Raw Dawgin' it;1437526 wrote:3. Thou shall not get offended over other posters making fun of them, it's the internet, unwad your panties.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 2, 2013 3:50pm
I'm having a hard time coming up with 10
1. Don't kill/hurt people that don't need killing/hurting
2. Don't rape/molest people/children/animals
3. Respect your parents/family/elders (I think this covers adultery and child abuse)
4. Don't steal
5. If someone is trying and they need help, help them
6. Mind your own business
7. Don't judge a book by it's cover
8. An it harm none, do as ye will
9. Know that everyone has drama/trouble in their life at some time. When you feel like you're on top of the world and when it feels like nothing is going right, you're still the same person and it does not change your value. And just because you don't see it, that doesn't mean that your neighbor isn't struggling.
1. Don't kill/hurt people that don't need killing/hurting
2. Don't rape/molest people/children/animals
3. Respect your parents/family/elders (I think this covers adultery and child abuse)
4. Don't steal
5. If someone is trying and they need help, help them
6. Mind your own business
7. Don't judge a book by it's cover
8. An it harm none, do as ye will
9. Know that everyone has drama/trouble in their life at some time. When you feel like you're on top of the world and when it feels like nothing is going right, you're still the same person and it does not change your value. And just because you don't see it, that doesn't mean that your neighbor isn't struggling.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 2, 2013 3:53pm
5-10 are solid with the first set.The Equalizer;1437502 wrote:Don't see anyting wrong with the first set.
1-4 are kind of wastes, though. More of a "LOOK! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING RELIGION NOW SO FUCKING GO ALONG WITH IT OR DIE YOU FUCKS!!!!!!!!" thing than anything that actually has pertinence towards real life.
So we have room for four commandments that have meaning.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
May 2, 2013 3:55pm
#10 for Fat hobbit - Thou shall only root for one city, one state in sports. Those who are fans of different cities in different spots/colleges shall be outkast and made fun of until they QQ.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
May 2, 2013 3:58pm
1. Don't be a dick head.
2-10 see #1
2-10 see #1
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
May 2, 2013 4:05pm
said_aouita;1437545 wrote:1. Don't be a dick head.
2-10 see #1
this made me think of this (NSFW)
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brutus161
Posts: 1,686
May 2, 2013 5:30pm
Thou shalt not double dip a chip.
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Sonofanump
May 2, 2013 6:02pm
6-9 for sure even if you are not religious for the good of a civilized society. 5 & 10 are quality, but more of along the lines of "deadly sins".Heretic;1437542 wrote:5-10 are solid with the first set.
1-4 are kind of wastes, though. More of a "LOOK! THIS IS YOUR FUCKING RELIGION NOW SO FUCKING GO ALONG WITH IT OR DIE YOU FUCKS!!!!!!!!" thing than anything that actually has pertinence towards real life.
So we have room for four commandments that have meaning.
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
May 2, 2013 6:08pm
Thou shall not live their lives thru facebook
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
May 2, 2013 6:19pm
.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
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MontyBrunswick
May 2, 2013 6:30pm
Fuck sluts/get money.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
May 2, 2013 9:03pm
Thou shall not show any pics containing nipples, vaginas, cocks or buttholes.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
May 2, 2013 10:27pm
I don't want to have to root for the Lions.Commander of Awesome;1437543 wrote:#10 for Fat hobbit - Thou shall only root for one city, one state in sports. Those who are fans of different cities in different spots/colleges shall be outkast and made fun of until they QQ.
Midstate01
Posts: 14,766
May 2, 2013 10:29pm
There needs to be one about bandwagoning.
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WebFire
Posts: 14,779
May 2, 2013 10:31pm
That would be better.Midstate01;1437646 wrote:There needs to be one about bandwagoning.