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If you had control of Mars rover, what would you do with it?

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Apr 25, 2013 2:28 PM
Someone at NASA channeled their inner teenager and drew a penis on Mars.

Apr 25, 2013 10:28am
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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 25, 2013 2:59 PM
If I were in charge, I'd strip F4F of his mod duties, obvi.
Apr 25, 2013 10:59am
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Apr 25, 2013 3:51 PM
ernest_t_bass;1433390 wrote:If I were in charge, I'd strip F4F of his mod duties, obvi.
Great post, you add so much to this thread. Really helpful!
Apr 25, 2013 11:51am
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Apr 25, 2013 3:52 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1433453 wrote:Great post, you add so much to this thread. Really helpful!
Oh look...you're back
Apr 25, 2013 11:52am
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 25, 2013 4:08 PM
I'd probably drive the rover around mars, since that's virtually all you can do with it.

Great thread!
Apr 25, 2013 12:08pm
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Mohican00

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Apr 25, 2013 5:08 PM
I imagine humans are the frat house of intelligent life in the universe
Apr 25, 2013 1:08pm
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Apr 25, 2013 5:14 PM
Fly4Fun;1433354 wrote:Someone at NASA channeled their inner teenager and drew a penis on Mars.

And they said people like me weren't qualified to be part of NASA. They lied.
Apr 25, 2013 1:14pm
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Tiernan

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Apr 25, 2013 7:05 PM
Yeeehaawh! I'd take that bitch mud - runnin. Oh wait...never mind.
Apr 25, 2013 3:05pm
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friendfromlowry

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Apr 25, 2013 7:49 PM
I'd drive it to Uranus LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 25, 2013 3:49pm
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Apr 25, 2013 7:52 PM
I'd write an obscene comment on there and put to say it at a sporting event. Prob with some cuss words.
Apr 25, 2013 3:52pm
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Belly35

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Apr 25, 2013 9:12 PM
Perfect aliens give us crop circles and in return we give them dirt art.... :D
Apr 25, 2013 5:12pm
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gut

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Apr 25, 2013 9:31 PM
I'd look for rocks and dunes and see how much air that thing could get
Apr 25, 2013 5:31pm
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Apr 25, 2013 10:43 PM
I'd write something that couldn't be shown on any site using AdSense.
Apr 25, 2013 6:43pm
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Apr 25, 2013 10:58 PM
Can I get thread banned so I can go to the basement and bitch?
Apr 25, 2013 6:58pm
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Apr 25, 2013 11:10 PM
dlazz;1433471 wrote:I'd probably drive the rover around mars, since that's virtually all you can do with it.

Great thread!
I'd get really effin' crazy and pick up a rock with it.
Apr 25, 2013 7:10pm
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Apr 25, 2013 11:34 PM
I'd probably do scientific research, since I'm getting paid to do it, and not be a fucking jackass.
Apr 25, 2013 7:34pm
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Apr 26, 2013 12:17 AM
hmmmm
Apr 25, 2013 8:17pm
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Apr 26, 2013 12:22 AM
ernest_t_bass;1433719 wrote:I'd probably do scientific research, since I'm getting paid to do it, and not be a fucking jackass.
fucking liar
Apr 25, 2013 8:22pm
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Apr 26, 2013 12:28 AM
Probably pull off on Exit 35 and get some curly fries from Arby's
Apr 25, 2013 8:28pm
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georgemc80

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Apr 26, 2013 12:42 AM
I'd go into a club and find a hot chick and ask her if she wanted to drive a car on mars.
Apr 25, 2013 8:42pm
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Apr 26, 2013 2:28 AM
ccrunner609;1433986 wrote:You know the guy driving that thing couldnt draw a vag on mars......he has never seen one
Has anyone seen a vag on Mars?
Apr 25, 2013 10:28pm
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Sonofanump

Apr 26, 2013 2:37 AM
Did the NASA employee get cuntpunted for this act?
Apr 25, 2013 10:37pm
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Apr 26, 2013 2:52 AM
ernest_t_bass;1433719 wrote:I'd probably do scientific research, since I'm getting paid to do it, and not be a fucking jackass.

Just like you are paid to be a teacher, yet you post on OC all day...
Apr 25, 2013 10:52pm
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Apr 26, 2013 2:59 AM
like_that;1434048 wrote:Just like you are paid to be a teacher, yet you post on OC all day...

BOOM!
Apr 25, 2013 10:59pm
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Apr 26, 2013 3:01 AM
friendfromlowry;1433616 wrote:I'd drive it to Uranus LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reps.
Apr 25, 2013 11:01pm