From Spirit Airlines thread to reclining seat thread to here. Share a funny concert moment.

Wife and I at Carrie Underwood/Keith Urban concert 5 years ago. During the pre show, Carrie's performance and stage change the 3 in front of us (2 twenty something girls and the accompanying guy....one girl hot other two weird) were drinking unbelievably and by the time Urban took the stage the girls were making out, pulling their breasts out and kissing and the guy was fighting the pass out stage. For about 5 straight songs the guy kept letting his head bob back and kept hitting my knee, it was funny at first but after about 50 I was ready for him to die. About a dozen people around we're watching him continually do this....finally about every 5 times when his head would fly back I would move my legs and his head would go completely back and he would bust his head on the back of his own chair...after about 5 of those 1/2 our section is dying at this guy and he finally knocked himself back into life.

The drunk lesbo's spilled beer all over an older woman in front of them and ruined her night...until the end of the concert when the dumbass lesbo's knocked one of their purses over and the lady took home an extra $40.

My friend took a dildo to Rock on the Range several years ago. He would hold it up during songs and when he would flag down a beer vendor. The best moment was when a guy in front of us asked if we had a lighter. My friend said yes and held up the dildo. The dude didn't even notice and cupped his hand around it like he was trying to block the wind, lol. He finally noticed about three seconds later after he really tried to light his cigarette. We were all dying, but the guy was a good sport and laughed, too.

Ironman92;1432341 wrote:... the girls were making out, pulling their breasts out and kissing ...

This is where your story peaked. You should have quit while you were ahead.

gut;1432357 wrote:This is where your story peaked. You should have quit while you were ahead.

Yeah....that was very interesting but only lasted a few minutes....whiplash dude was 20 minutes of stupidity.....but I titled it "funny" and not awesome.

Why would anyone (especially a guy) take a dildo to a concert (unless they were with you Fab4Runner)?. Maybe I answered my own question.