Give us some stories about stupid stuff you have done but someone took it easy on you.

Back when I got my license a buddy and me would leave the little town and drive around outside the limits. He would sometimes have his sling shot and some rocks. Once out of town, road signs, mail boxes and already broken windows of old buildings were targets.....one Friday night he shoots the damn thing in town and it goes right through a big front window of my chemistry teacher's house!

1/2 hour later I get home and mom is waiting on me....somehow he saw that it was my car and called but told mom not to worry about it? I didn't get into any trouble at all, but on Monday had his class. I was scared as shit but during the class he just made a couple of funny comments directed at me and no one but me and 1 other even knew it was directed at me. He was cool as hell about it...didn't even have to pay to fix his window.

Got cops multiple times in college with drinking and herb, and cops were cool and let us go.

#1 - Actually a Senior in HS. Was visiting older brother in college, and I was sipping Bud Ice. Had like 3, and I was toast. Walked out of the house and saw a cop just walking down the street. Like an idiot, I bolt, which leads the cop to believe that I'm up to no good. Cops let us go... thank god.

#2 - Freshman in college. We're tipsy, empty case of beer in back seat of car. We pull out of parking lot in our dorm, literally drive no more than 50 feet before the blue/red lights come on. Music was too loud. Cop tells us to park and walk.

#3 - In Pataskala at a college buddy's house, drinking and smoking. We're in the back yard, residential neighborhood, being too loud apparently. Cop comes walking to the back yard... I had literally just taken a hit. I'm all giggly and stupid. Cops ask for our ID's, we're all underage. He tells us to quiet down, dump the beer, and go to bed.

A few friends of mine and My self were caught trying to steal a Big ass road sign with My last name on it, The Deputy Who caught us just had us put it back up and went on His way.

Once, all of my family went to Florida for Christmas. I wasn't paying attention in the airport and accidently boarded a flight for NYC, instead. I also took my dad's wallet along with me. I essentially ruined my family's trip since my mom had to leave and come hunt me down. I also used my dad's credit card to check into a ridiculously nice hotel room while racking up $967 in room service fees. But in the end, my mom was just happy I wasn't hurt, and they ended up coming to NYC and celebrating Christmas there, instead.

Enforcer;1431469 wrote:A few friends of mine and My self were caught trying to steal a Big ass road sign with My last name on it, The Deputy Who caught us just had us put it back up and went on His way.

Your last name is stop or yield?

friendfromlowry;1431509 wrote:Once, all of my family went to Florida for Christmas. I wasn't paying attention in the airport and accidently boarded a flight for NYC, instead. I also took my dad's wallet along with me. I essentially ruined my family's trip since my mom had to leave and come hunt me down. I also used my dad's credit card to check into a ridiculously nice hotel room while racking up $967 in room service fees. But in the end, my mom was just happy I wasn't hurt, and they ended up coming to NYC and celebrating Christmas there, instead.

That's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

Following a Super Bowl party that got out of hand in Atlanta, I got enraged and accidentally murdered two people by stabbing them to death. I ended up helping my team win the Super Bowl the next day and everyone was really cool about it.

reclegend22;1431675 wrote:That's Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

nothing gets by you, sleuth.

It was deadpan. And also ironic considering what followed.

Good drop in, though.

reclegend22;1432124 wrote:It was deadpan. And also ironic considering what followed.

Good drop in, though.

My sources are telling me you are bad at posting.

dlazz;1432131 wrote:My sources are telling me you are bad at posting.

I'm bad at lot of things. Good talk.

reclegend22;1431675 wrote:
Following a Super Bowl party that got out of hand in Atlanta, I got enraged and accidentally murdered two people by stabbing them to death. I ended up helping my team win the Super Bowl the next day and everyone was really cool about it.

That sounds a lot like Ray Lewis. Of course he won the Super Bowl the next year. Not the next day

georgemc80;1432629 wrote:That sounds a lot like Ray Lewis. Of course he won the Super Bowl the next year. Not the next day

Our stories are definitely similar.