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karen lotz
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Apr 18, 2013 4:00pm
http://deadspin.com/we-fucking-suck-so-far-a-sorority-girl-lashes-out-at-476159462?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Sorority girl from Maryland looses her shit about her sorority being cunts during Greek Week. Threatens to **** punt everyone.
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Apr 18, 2013 4:04pm
karen lotz;1428368 wrote:http://deadspin.com/we-fucking-suck-so-far-a-sorority-girl-lashes-out-at-476159462?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Sorority girl from Maryland looses her shit about her sorority being cunts during Greek Week. Threatens to **** punt everyone.
Still the ACC for a little bit ;)

Also, that was a quality rant.
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justincredible
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Apr 18, 2013 4:20pm
I bet this chick is hot.
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Midstate01
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Apr 18, 2013 4:22pm
**** punting sounds awesome
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DeyDurkie5
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Apr 18, 2013 4:37pm
sleeper would've been banned had this been about notre dame.
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Commander of Awesome
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Apr 18, 2013 4:41pm
I dont get what all the fuss is about.

Also she stole Durkie's line. That's not cool. That's not cool at all.
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Curly J
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Apr 18, 2013 4:53pm
I'd hit it!

/Fab1b'd
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Fab4Runner
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Apr 23, 2013 8:50am
I have been saying **** punt for years. I enjoyed her letter, and Michael Shannon reading it was hilarious.
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HitsRus
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Apr 23, 2013 10:13am
Gotta love Greek girls...
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like_that
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Apr 23, 2013 10:24am
Curly J;1428403 wrote:I'd hit it!

/Fab1b'd
Actually, based on her photos I am pretty sure all of the OC would hit it, except gut and mb.
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Apr 23, 2013 10:40am
like_that;1431956 wrote:Actually, based on her photos I am pretty sure all of the OC would hit it, except gut and mb.
Yeah, pics were nice. Add in the psychotic rage episodes and you have to figure she's got a nice, freaky side to her that'd make a one-night stand a lot of fun. Just wouldn't want it to go much farther, or a Lorena Bobbitt episode might be in the works the first time she'd really get pissed off at you.
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Apr 23, 2013 10:55am
justincredible;1428379 wrote:I bet this chick is hot.
like_that;1431956 wrote:Actually, based on her photos I am pretty sure all of the OC would hit it, except gut and mb.
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vball10set
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Apr 23, 2013 11:00am
Fab4Runner;1431919 wrote:I have been saying **** punt for years. I enjoyed her letter, and Michael Shannon reading it was hilarious.
If that's the case, I have to ask you..What exactly is a "**** punt"?
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ernest_t_bass
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Apr 23, 2013 11:01am
Did she drop the mic after that email?
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vdubb96
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Apr 23, 2013 11:03am
she has a layer of fat underneath her knees, i'm out!
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ernest_t_bass
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Apr 23, 2013 11:03am
$100 to the person who can get her to post on here. She'd deserve to be on the All PWN team.
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ernest_t_bass
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Apr 23, 2013 11:04am
vdubb96;1431970 wrote:she has a layer of fat underneath her knees, i'm out!
/gut'd
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like_that
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Apr 23, 2013 11:04am
Fly4Fun;1431966 wrote:
That email just makes her hotter too. If gut and mb say they wouldn't fuck her, then I am convinced they are either gay or don't have a penis.
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Apr 23, 2013 11:05am
ernest_t_bass;1431971 wrote:$100 to the person who can get her to post on here. She'd deserve to be on the All PWN team.
Maryland's campus is about a 15-20 min metro ride from me. I might have to go on a recruiting trip.
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Apr 23, 2013 11:06am
vdubb96;1431970 wrote:she has a layer of fat underneath her knees, i'm out!
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Apr 23, 2013 11:08am
vdubb96;1431970 wrote:she has a layer of fat underneath her knees, i'm out!
That's just extra padding so she doesn't get rug burns.
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Apr 23, 2013 11:10am
vball10set;1431967 wrote:If that's the case, I have to ask you..What exactly is a "**** punt"?
Kicking a girl in her vagine.
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Apr 23, 2013 11:12am
FatHobbit;1431979 wrote:That's just extra padding so she doesn't get rug burns.
Yessir!