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mattinctown
Dec 23, 2009 10:53pm
Not sure if anyone knows this, but apparently you can find out if boobs are fake by turning off the lights and shining a flashlight on them. They turn orange.
Wondering if you shut off all the lights in Los Angeles and shine flashlights if the city would look like a pumpkin???
Wondering if you shut off all the lights in Los Angeles and shine flashlights if the city would look like a pumpkin???
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 23, 2009 10:55pm
silicone shines?
Cleveland Buck
Posts: 5,126
Dec 23, 2009 10:55pm
So you have a naked pair of tits in front of you and you are shining a flashlight on them?
jordo212000
Posts: 10,664
Dec 23, 2009 10:56pm
+1. hahahahaCleveland Buck wrote: So you have a naked pair of tits in front of you and you are shining a flashlight on them?
Go_Fast_Sports
Posts: 390
Dec 23, 2009 10:57pm
We need a volunteer... let me ask some of my models if the will do it for us. 
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Dec 23, 2009 11:00pm
I say we tape our own personal FreeHuddle "MythBUSTers" episode to find out!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 24, 2009 9:51am
This is BS. already been busted on Snopes.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 24, 2009 10:00am
Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 24, 2009 10:05am
A couple of hearty jumps on the bed will suffice.
krambman
Posts: 3,606
Dec 24, 2009 10:35am
Apparently someone was watching the RW/RR Challenge: The Ruins - The S#!T They Should Have Showed. :idea:mattinctown wrote: Not sure if anyone knows this, but apparently you can find out if boobs are fake by turning off the lights and shining a flashlight on them. They turn orange.
Wondering if you shut off all the lights in Los Angeles and shine flashlights if the city would look like a pumpkin???
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Dec 24, 2009 10:38am
Ya! You know how you squeeze a pair of breasts and they feel like...a bag of sand...Fab1b wrote: Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 24, 2009 10:43am
bag of sand...nasty....
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 24, 2009 10:44am
I have felt a few fake sets in my days but they didn't feel like sand. More like an over inflated ball, little on the hard side but they are still titties fellas!!
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Dec 24, 2009 10:45am
^^^^
that's what I got from fake tits
that's what I got from fake tits
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Dec 24, 2009 10:47am
It's a line from 40 Year Old Virgin fellas.
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Dec 24, 2009 11:49am
pictures or i dont believe you
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 24, 2009 11:55am
A bag of sand?sherm03 wrote:Ya! You know how you squeeze a pair of breasts and they feel like...a bag of sand...Fab1b wrote: Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
:huh:
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 24, 2009 11:56am
^thats what I said, a bag of sand???? but he said it was from a movie.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 24, 2009 11:59am
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mattinctown
Dec 24, 2009 9:24pm
Nah, I saw it on RW/RR Challenge, this girl had fake tits and they did it. I admit to having no life for watching that show 
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Dec 28, 2009 7:12pm
If you have a set of tits in front of you and you are looking for a flashlight you probably just got your toes and fingers polished.
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This_DJ_3
Posts: 269
Dec 28, 2009 8:06pm
bag of sand??? come on man!!! you can do better than that!!
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 28, 2009 8:55pm
My feelings on it (pun intended). A girl I used to "date" had fake tits. I just didn't like them as much as the real thing, but that doesn't mean I didn't like them, just not as much as a real pair of breastesis.Fab1b wrote: I have felt a few fake sets in my days but they didn't feel like sand. More like an over inflated ball, little on the hard side but they are still titties fellas!!
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Dec 28, 2009 9:48pm
Hehe you said breastesis
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 28, 2009 10:10pm
So my now ex-wife got the boobs when we were married. After the surgery, the doctor, looking me directly in the eyes and speaking confidently spouts a bunch of useless information to me then says, "Do you have any questions?"
ME: Yeah, just a couple. How long before I can touch them?
DR: Well, it'll be a couple blah blah blah. Do you have more questions?
ME: Yeah, a few. How long before I can squeeze them?
DR: Well, it'll be a couple blah blah blah. Any other questions?
ME: Yeah, just a few more. How long before I can put stuff between them?
DR: *puzzled* Between them?
ME: Yeah, you know. Put...uh...stuff *glances down at the pants*............between them.
For the first time in the entire conversation, he doesn't look me in the eyes and says, "Um....uh....a couple weeks she'll be back to normal.....I'll go see if she's ready to go home now."
ME: Yeah, just a couple. How long before I can touch them?
DR: Well, it'll be a couple blah blah blah. Do you have more questions?
ME: Yeah, a few. How long before I can squeeze them?
DR: Well, it'll be a couple blah blah blah. Any other questions?
ME: Yeah, just a few more. How long before I can put stuff between them?
DR: *puzzled* Between them?
ME: Yeah, you know. Put...uh...stuff *glances down at the pants*............between them.
For the first time in the entire conversation, he doesn't look me in the eyes and says, "Um....uh....a couple weeks she'll be back to normal.....I'll go see if she's ready to go home now."