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mattinctown

Dec 24, 2009 3:53 AM
Not sure if anyone knows this, but apparently you can find out if boobs are fake by turning off the lights and shining a flashlight on them. They turn orange.
Wondering if you shut off all the lights in Los Angeles and shine flashlights if the city would look like a pumpkin???
Dec 23, 2009 10:53pm
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 24, 2009 3:55 AM
silicone shines?
Dec 23, 2009 10:55pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Dec 24, 2009 3:55 AM
So you have a naked pair of tits in front of you and you are shining a flashlight on them?
Dec 23, 2009 10:55pm
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Dec 24, 2009 3:56 AM
Cleveland Buck wrote: So you have a naked pair of tits in front of you and you are shining a flashlight on them?
+1. hahahaha
Dec 23, 2009 10:56pm
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Go_Fast_Sports

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Dec 24, 2009 3:57 AM
We need a volunteer... let me ask some of my models if the will do it for us. :D
Dec 23, 2009 10:57pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Dec 24, 2009 4:00 AM
I say we tape our own personal FreeHuddle "MythBUSTers" episode to find out!
Dec 23, 2009 11:00pm
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Tiernan

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Dec 24, 2009 2:51 PM
This is BS. already been busted on Snopes.
Dec 24, 2009 9:51am
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Fab1b

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Dec 24, 2009 3:00 PM
Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
Dec 24, 2009 10:00am
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ytownfootball

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Dec 24, 2009 3:05 PM
A couple of hearty jumps on the bed will suffice.
Dec 24, 2009 10:05am
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krambman

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Dec 24, 2009 3:35 PM
mattinctown wrote: Not sure if anyone knows this, but apparently you can find out if boobs are fake by turning off the lights and shining a flashlight on them. They turn orange.
Wondering if you shut off all the lights in Los Angeles and shine flashlights if the city would look like a pumpkin???
Apparently someone was watching the RW/RR Challenge: The Ruins - The S#!T They Should Have Showed. :idea:
Dec 24, 2009 10:35am
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Dec 24, 2009 3:38 PM
Fab1b wrote: Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
Ya! You know how you squeeze a pair of breasts and they feel like...a bag of sand...
Dec 24, 2009 10:38am
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darbypitcher22

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Dec 24, 2009 3:43 PM
bag of sand...nasty....
Dec 24, 2009 10:43am
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Fab1b

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Dec 24, 2009 3:44 PM
I have felt a few fake sets in my days but they didn't feel like sand. More like an over inflated ball, little on the hard side but they are still titties fellas!!
Dec 24, 2009 10:44am
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Dec 24, 2009 3:45 PM
^^^^

that's what I got from fake tits
Dec 24, 2009 10:45am
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sherm03

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Dec 24, 2009 3:47 PM
It's a line from 40 Year Old Virgin fellas.
Dec 24, 2009 10:47am
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rookie_j70

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Dec 24, 2009 4:49 PM
pictures or i dont believe you
Dec 24, 2009 11:49am
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Dec 24, 2009 4:55 PM
sherm03 wrote:
Fab1b wrote: Who needs a flashlight, just look at them or squeeze them then you know!
Ya! You know how you squeeze a pair of breasts and they feel like...a bag of sand...
A bag of sand?

:huh:
Dec 24, 2009 11:55am
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Dec 24, 2009 4:56 PM
^thats what I said, a bag of sand???? but he said it was from a movie.
Dec 24, 2009 11:56am
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mattinctown

Dec 25, 2009 2:24 AM
Nah, I saw it on RW/RR Challenge, this girl had fake tits and they did it. I admit to having no life for watching that show ;)
Dec 24, 2009 9:24pm
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Dec 29, 2009 12:12 AM
If you have a set of tits in front of you and you are looking for a flashlight you probably just got your toes and fingers polished.
Dec 28, 2009 7:12pm
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This_DJ_3

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Dec 29, 2009 1:06 AM
bag of sand??? come on man!!! you can do better than that!!
Dec 28, 2009 8:06pm
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Dec 29, 2009 1:55 AM
Fab1b wrote: I have felt a few fake sets in my days but they didn't feel like sand. More like an over inflated ball, little on the hard side but they are still titties fellas!!
My feelings on it (pun intended). A girl I used to "date" had fake tits. I just didn't like them as much as the real thing, but that doesn't mean I didn't like them, just not as much as a real pair of breastesis.
Dec 28, 2009 8:55pm
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Dec 29, 2009 2:48 AM
Hehe you said breastesis:D
Dec 28, 2009 9:48pm
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enigmaax

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Dec 29, 2009 3:10 AM
So my now ex-wife got the boobs when we were married. After the surgery, the doctor, looking me directly in the eyes and speaking confidently spouts a bunch of useless information to me then says, "Do you have any questions?"

ME: Yeah, just a couple. How long before I can touch them?
DR: Well, it'll be a couple blah blah blah. Do you have more questions?
ME: Yeah, a few. How long before I can squeeze them?
DR: Well, it'll be a couple blah blah blah. Any other questions?
ME: Yeah, just a few more. How long before I can put stuff between them?
DR: *puzzled* Between them?
ME: Yeah, you know. Put...uh...stuff *glances down at the pants*............between them.

For the first time in the entire conversation, he doesn't look me in the eyes and says, "Um....uh....a couple weeks she'll be back to normal.....I'll go see if she's ready to go home now."
Dec 28, 2009 10:10pm