It feels like I got kicked in the nuts...

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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Apr 17, 2013 1:23 PM
But I haven't been kicked in the nuts. WTF is going on? It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk. Am I dying?
Apr 17, 2013 1:23pm
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wildcats20

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Apr 17, 2013 1:24 PM
Hernia?
Apr 17, 2013 1:24pm
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SnotBubbles

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Apr 17, 2013 1:24 PM
Chlamydia.
Apr 17, 2013 1:24pm
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jmog

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Apr 17, 2013 1:25 PM
Hernia or testicular cancer?

Hope this helps!
Apr 17, 2013 1:25pm
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sherm03

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Apr 17, 2013 1:28 PM
My buddy was staying with me in college and started feeling that same thing. Pain got so bad that he actually threw up.

Turned out to be kidney stones that he was getting ready to pass.
Apr 17, 2013 1:28pm
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LJ

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Apr 17, 2013 1:29 PM
Apr 17, 2013 1:29pm
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friendfromlowry

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Apr 17, 2013 1:32 PM
Urinary tract infection.
Apr 17, 2013 1:32pm
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chicago510

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Apr 17, 2013 1:34 PM
Any swelling, unusual lumps/bumps? One specific nut or both?

Go see your doctor. Basically no pain down there is worth fighting through.
Apr 17, 2013 1:34pm
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Laley23

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Apr 17, 2013 1:34 PM
My first guess is Hernia or Kidney Stones.
Apr 17, 2013 1:34pm
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Fly4Fun

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Apr 17, 2013 1:36 PM
I'm putting 500 vCash on kidney stones.
Apr 17, 2013 1:36pm
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karen lotz

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Apr 17, 2013 1:39 PM
One of my friends had the same experience last fall, turned out he had some kind of rare infection in one of his nuts. Got to the doctor in time where just an antibiotic took care of it. If he had waited they would have had to remove it. I'd get to a Dr ASAP.
Apr 17, 2013 1:39pm
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Apr 17, 2013 1:41 PM
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Apr 17, 2013 1:41pm
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TedSheckler

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Apr 17, 2013 1:45 PM
Go jerk off.

It's blue balls.
Apr 17, 2013 1:45pm
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Sonofanump

Apr 17, 2013 1:56 PM
I'd guess kidney stones, any pain in your back? Did you drink Keystone last night? Better go get a MRI.
Apr 17, 2013 1:56pm
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Apr 17, 2013 2:00 PM
If I had to guess you might tell your ole lady to let go of your nuts. If that dont help I suggest using a spoon to cut them off then maybe go see a doctor. Hope this helps.

edit: If this post is in anyway considered to be deemed in violation of any rules i will take my punishment and say I am sorry. I also will not complain about my punishment what so ever.
Apr 17, 2013 2:00pm
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fan_from_texas

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Apr 17, 2013 2:25 PM
Std. For sure.
Apr 17, 2013 2:25pm
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fan_from_texas

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Apr 17, 2013 2:26 PM
Did you recently change your workout routine?
Apr 17, 2013 2:26pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 17, 2013 2:26 PM
Flash;1427472 wrote:Epididymitis. Look it up.
This might be it.
Apr 17, 2013 2:26pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Apr 17, 2013 2:26 PM
fan_from_texas;1427480 wrote:Did you recently change your workout routine?
Not really. I've been in the same basic routine for the last 8 or 9 months.
Apr 17, 2013 2:26pm
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Pick6

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Apr 17, 2013 2:40 PM
blue balls.
Apr 17, 2013 2:40pm
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Flash

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Apr 17, 2013 3:11 PM
Have you had a vasectomy and not wearing a jock while working out. The pulling on the shortened cord can cause problems too. That was my problem and when I found out what all can go wrong.
Apr 17, 2013 3:11pm
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Fred Flintstone

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Apr 17, 2013 3:20 PM
Testicular Torsion - probably not but my roommate in college had it and curled up in the fetal position on the couch for a couple days.

{insert cool story bro pic}
Apr 17, 2013 3:20pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 17, 2013 5:40 PM
My boys feel okay.

Hope this helps.
Apr 17, 2013 5:40pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Apr 17, 2013 5:53 PM
Only known cure is amputation. Bummer dude.
Apr 17, 2013 5:53pm