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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Apr 9, 2013 10:12 AM
I was reading this and as an avid kayak'er either he is the dumbest person alive or he planned to kill this girl and possibly himself or kidnap.
Apr 9, 2013 10:12am
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Fab4Runner

Tits McGee

6,196 posts
Apr 9, 2013 10:15 AM
I am pretty sure that dude went to my high school.

Very sad news no matter what happened. I do hope she is somehow still alive, but we will see.
Apr 9, 2013 10:15am
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Con_Alma

Senior Member

12,198 posts
Apr 9, 2013 10:32 AM
"...Authorities say the water was around 39 degrees at the time...."

Yeah, nothing real smart about taking a 12 year old kayaking in 39 degree water.
Apr 9, 2013 10:32am
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Apr 9, 2013 12:10 PM
If there were universal background checks on kayaks this never would have happened. But seriously, what a moron. WTF was the point of going out in a kayak in 39º water and no life jackets unless you had a death wish?
Apr 9, 2013 12:10pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Apr 9, 2013 12:25 PM
Actually, he had custody of his daughter and she lived with him and his fiance', so there goes the kidnapping theory. He's just a moron, plain and simple.
Apr 9, 2013 12:25pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 9, 2013 12:56 PM
justincredible;1422234 wrote:If there were universal background checks on kayaks this never would have happened.
This is another reason kayaks should be outlawed. There is no reason for kayaks to be in the hands of people. We need stiffer kayak laws.
Apr 9, 2013 12:56pm
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gut

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15,058 posts
Apr 9, 2013 12:58 PM
I'll give this guy the nod over the redneck building a bunker behind his trailer. 20x20 and 24-ft deep, a wall collapsed killing two boys.
Apr 9, 2013 12:58pm
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Tiernan

Senior Member

13,021 posts
Apr 9, 2013 1:01 PM
When kayaks are outlawed only outlaws will have kayaks...and most likely a few idiots too.
Apr 9, 2013 1:01pm
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Gblock

Apr 9, 2013 1:06 PM
this combined with the guy who was letting his kids play in the bunker he was building in his backyard and it caved in on them makes for two darwin awards in one week. too bad it wasnt just the adults who died instead of some kids
Apr 9, 2013 1:06pm
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fish82

Senior Member

4,111 posts
Apr 9, 2013 1:36 PM
No one really "needs" a kayak. Get rid of them.
Apr 9, 2013 1:36pm
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WebFire

Go Bucks!

14,779 posts
Apr 9, 2013 2:04 PM
Reps added for gun law comparisons. :thumbup:
Apr 9, 2013 2:04pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Apr 9, 2013 2:05 PM
gut;1422249 wrote:I'll give this guy the nod over the redneck building a bunker behind his trailer. 20x20 and 24-ft deep, a wall collapsed killing two boys.
Gblock;1422259 wrote:this combined with the guy who was letting his kids play in the bunker he was building in his backyard and it caved in on them makes for two darwin awards in one week. too bad it wasnt just the adults who died instead of some kids
I assume you guys are talking about the same bunker deaths?
Apr 9, 2013 2:05pm
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Gblock

Apr 9, 2013 2:07 PM
vball10set;1422310 wrote:I assume you guys are talking about the same bunker deaths?
yep
Apr 9, 2013 2:07pm
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vball10set

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24,795 posts
Apr 9, 2013 2:09 PM
Kayak's don't kill people, kayakers kill people.
Apr 9, 2013 2:09pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Apr 9, 2013 2:14 PM
gut;1422249 wrote:I'll give this guy the nod over the redneck building a bunker behind his trailer. 20x20 and 24-ft deep, a wall collapsed killing two boys.
So, two incidents leading to the deaths of three children. While only one of the two idiot adults whose ideas these were died (presumably). There is major-league injustice in that.
Apr 9, 2013 2:14pm