Is Jesus a 2000 year old zombie?

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Devils Advocate

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Mar 31, 2013 1:11 PM
I get the whole back from the dead thing. But I must have missed the part where he died again.

Any one have an address and zip code? I have a few questions for him.
Mar 31, 2013 1:11pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Mar 31, 2013 1:12 PM
Jesus has resurrected!!!!
Mar 31, 2013 1:12pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

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Mar 31, 2013 3:07 PM
Devils Advocate;1417450 wrote:I get the whole back from the dead thing. But I must have missed the part where he died again.

Any one have an address and zip code? I have a few questions for him.
He did not die again. My Catholic schooling taught me that 40 days after the Resurrection, Jesus ascended into heaven in the presence of his 11 remaining Apostles.
Mar 31, 2013 3:07pm
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ts1227

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Mar 31, 2013 3:12 PM
Mar 31, 2013 3:12pm