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Mar 26, 2013 5:35 PM
Went to bed last night feeling great(worked out, ate a healthy dinner, blah blah). Woke up at 5am and vomited. Woke up at 7am and vomited. Woke up at 9am and vomited. Then repeated that every half hour for the next 3 hours. I had the spins for literally 5 hours of my morning and honestly wanted to knock myself out so I didn't feel like that. I don't know where it came from, but I've heard a virus has been going around? I'm just now feeling good enough to eat saltines and drink a little coke.


Anyone else get this?


Oh yeah, I also pissed out of my ass a bunch too.
Mar 26, 2013 5:35pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:37 PM
I had the same thing last week. Lasted about 36 hours. I couldn't sleep for more than 15 minutes at a time. It was awful.
Mar 26, 2013 5:37pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:37 PM
LJ;1415036 wrote:I had the same thing last week. Lasted about 36 hours. I couldn't sleep for more than 15 minutes at a time. It was awful.
FUCK..36 hours?
Mar 26, 2013 5:37pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:39 PM
My 2&1/2 year old has it. Taking her to the dr in a little bit her fever got up over 103 but then went down to 101-102
Mar 26, 2013 5:39pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:40 PM
DeyDurkie5;1415037 wrote:FUCK..36 hours?
I stopped shitting and puking after about 24, but the horrible stomach cramps lasted another 12 or so. I came home around 1 last tues, was puking and shitting till about noon the next day, finally ate toast and applesauce around 3am thurs morning.

Oh yeah, and I had a 102 fever
Mar 26, 2013 5:40pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:40 PM
It's Anthrax. You're going to die.
Mar 26, 2013 5:40pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:42 PM
LJ;1415043 wrote:I stopped shitting and puking after about 24, but the horrible stomach cramps lasted another 12 or so. I came home around 1 last tues, was puking and shitting till about noon the next day, finally ate toast and applesauce around 3am thurs morning.

Oh yeah, and I had a 102 fever
I'm thinking of working in some herb to cure my belly, but I don't know how well that will work with the pissing out the butt. Did your's come out of nowhere too?
O-Trap;1415044 wrote:It's Anthrax. You're going to die.
go have a wank and calm down o-trap. No one is dying from anthrax.
Mar 26, 2013 5:42pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:43 PM
DeyDurkie5;1415047 wrote:I'm thinking of working in some herb to cure my belly, but I don't know how well that will work with the pissing out the butt. Did your's come out of nowhere too?



go have a wank and calm down o-trap. No one is dying from anthrax.

Yeah, I felt fine that morning. Had my normal breakfast and coffee. Stomach started killing me around 10, took some zantac and it didn't go away, then I knew I was in trouble
Mar 26, 2013 5:43pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:45 PM
LJ;1415050 wrote:Yeah, I felt fine that morning. Had my normal breakfast and coffee. Stomach started killing me around 10, took some zantac and it didn't go away, then I knew I was in trouble
Took tums extra strength and didn't do anything for me either. Literally one of the worst sicknesses I have had in my lifetime.
Mar 26, 2013 5:45pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:47 PM
DeyDurkie5;1415051 wrote:Took tums extra strength and didn't do anything for me either. Literally one of the worst sicknesses I have had in my lifetime.
QQ
Mar 26, 2013 5:47pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:49 PM
DeyDurkie5;1415047 wrote:go have a wank and calm down o-trap. No one is dying from anthrax.
It seems your illness has made you cranky.

Also, I bet ETB is dying from anthrax in his toe.
Mar 26, 2013 5:49pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:53 PM
O-Trap;1415056 wrote:
Also, I bet ETB is dying from anthrax in his toe.
At least he is cleansed. There's nothing up his ass but snot.
Mar 26, 2013 5:53pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:55 PM
O-Trap;1415056 wrote:It seems your illness has made you cranky.

Also, I bet ETB is dying from anthrax in his toe.
I said that with a smile otrap, like all my posts directed towards you.
Mar 26, 2013 5:55pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:56 PM
DeyDurkie5;1415061 wrote:I said that with a smile otrap, like all my posts directed towards you.

You just need to Go Fix.Yourself.
Mar 26, 2013 5:56pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:56 PM
Commander of Awesome;1415053 wrote:QQ
watch out, we've got a millionaire beer drinker over here

Mar 26, 2013 5:56pm
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Mar 26, 2013 5:58 PM
That's a reach.
Mar 26, 2013 5:58pm
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Mar 26, 2013 6:02 PM
The CDC put out an advisory in January that a new strain of Norovirus was sweeping thru the country. Also known as the stomach flu, it is very contagious.
Basically, it is a viral gastroenteritis whose flu like symptoms last about 48 hours with some lingering GI effects for a few days beyond that.
I had it early in January, and it is a bitch.:cry:
Mar 26, 2013 6:02pm
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Mar 26, 2013 6:16 PM
DeyDurkie5;1415061 wrote:I said that with a smile otrap, like all my posts directed towards you.
Ah good! I'd hate to make a sick man's bad day worse. :D
Mar 26, 2013 6:16pm
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Mar 26, 2013 9:52 PM
I had these type of symptoms about two years ago. Lasted just about as long as LJ. Sip on some gingerale to settle ye stomach. Also sipping on Gatorade to get electrolytes doesn't hurt.
Mar 26, 2013 9:52pm
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Mar 26, 2013 9:58 PM
Devils Advocate;1415058 wrote:At least he is cleansed. There's nothing up his ass but snot.

Pretty fucking good, right here.
Mar 26, 2013 9:58pm
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Mar 26, 2013 10:02 PM
like_that;1415160 wrote:... ye stomach.
Ye olde gingerale for ye stomach?
Mar 26, 2013 10:02pm
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Mar 26, 2013 10:47 PM
DeyDurkie5;1415035 wrote:Woke up at 9am and vomited. Then repeated that every half hour for the next 3 hours.
I always hate when you get the pukes at even intervals like that, and the intervals are just short enough to where you're starting to fall asleep and then you have to puke.

Luckily, I haven't gotten that in a long time. I still end up vomiting because of my GERD, but that's because I'm a huge *****.
Mar 26, 2013 10:47pm
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Mar 27, 2013 12:41 AM
dlazz;1415190 wrote:I always hate when you get the pukes at even intervals like that, and the intervals are just short enough to where you're starting to fall asleep and then you have to puke.

Luckily, I haven't gotten that in a long time. I still end up vomiting because of my GERD, but that's because I'm a huge *****.
I'd fall asleep for 20 minutes, have the spins for 10, and would throw up. And the throw ups weren't your normal ones. Sweaty, bile, dry heaving.
Mar 27, 2013 12:41am
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Mar 27, 2013 12:43 AM
DeyDurkie5;1415246 wrote:I'd fall asleep for 20 minutes, have the spins for 10, and would throw up. And the throw ups weren't your normal ones. Sweaty, bile, dry heaving.
Are you at least starting to feel better?
Mar 27, 2013 12:43am
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Mar 27, 2013 12:53 AM
O-Trap;1415247 wrote:Are you at least starting to feel better?
A proven medication has helped calm my stomach:thumbup:

Still feel weak and like shit. I'm sure that will change with a sleep that isn't interrupted to erupt out of both ends.
Mar 27, 2013 12:53am