ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 26, 2013 9:48am
Ever let out a fart that you can't stomach? I normally, like most people, can take the smell of my own farts. Not this one.
I'll be sure to keep you all updated on my riveting news.
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I'll be sure to keep you all updated on my riveting news.
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 26, 2013 10:00am
ib4 basement
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 26, 2013 10:32am
Yesterday on the bus.....
3.5 days of MRE's at least once a day, sometimes twice.....and that bus smelled all kind of nasty....
3.5 days of MRE's at least once a day, sometimes twice.....and that bus smelled all kind of nasty....
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
Posts: 1,054
Mar 26, 2013 10:39am
I prefer to use a Denfi.
Hope this helps!
Hope this helps!
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Mar 26, 2013 11:10am
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Mar 26, 2013 11:14am
Wow, this post is almost as good as the family portrait you posted in the funny pictures thread.ernest_t_bass;1414686 wrote:Ever let out a fart that you can't stomach? I normally, like most people, can take the smell of my own farts. Not this one.
I'll be sure to keep you all updated on my riveting news.
Discus.
Crimson and Gray Hair
Posts: 384
Mar 26, 2013 1:38pm
"I love the smell of farts in the morning...smells like - victory!"
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Mar 26, 2013 1:38pm
I like to dutch oven my own farts. They smell awesome.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Mar 26, 2013 1:40pm
I've never had a fart I didn't enjoy the scent of.
Then again, I've never had Keystone Lite farts either....
Those probably do smell pretty disgusting.
Then again, I've never had Keystone Lite farts either....
Those probably do smell pretty disgusting.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Mar 26, 2013 1:51pm
You're boyfriend is supposed to take the gerbil out when you're done.ccrunner609;1414890 wrote:i had a burning sulfur smelling one the other day. It was bad.
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MontyBrunswick
Mar 26, 2013 1:57pm
your*SnotBubbles;1414893 wrote:You're boyfriend is supposed to take the gerbil out when you're done.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Mar 26, 2013 3:54pm
...I like lighting mine!
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Mar 26, 2013 4:46pm
I've never farted.
Hope that helps.
Hope that helps.
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QuakerOats
Posts: 8,740
Mar 26, 2013 4:54pm
Same here; being civilized has its advantages.TedSheckler;1414993 wrote:I've never farted.
Hope that helps.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 26, 2013 5:23pm
Ernest, what the hell is this topic?
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Mar 26, 2013 5:31pm
The topic is farts.O-Trap;1415020 wrote:Ernest, what the hell is this topic?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 26, 2013 6:05pm
O-Trap;1415020 wrote:Ernest, what the hell is this topic?
Really?
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 26, 2013 6:07pm
I know a guy that downs these metemucil protein shakes all day long. He literally can never chance a fart.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Mar 26, 2013 6:14pm
Gyros with cucumber dressing really loads ya up to drop some heavy ones.
wow. That bad boy has been lingering for like 20 minutes.
wow. That bad boy has been lingering for like 20 minutes.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 26, 2013 6:17pm
rlyernest_t_bass;1415072 wrote:Really?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 26, 2013 6:28pm
O-Trap;1415083 wrote:rly
Farts
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Gardens35
Posts: 4,929
Mar 26, 2013 11:17pm
In a skillet.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Mar 26, 2013 11:57pm
I recommend a fruit/veggie diet for all. EXCELLENT farts.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 27, 2013 12:34am
Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. 4-12 after three years chud will be fired along with banner and Lombardi then we will switch back to the 4-3ernest_t_bass;1415087 wrote:Farts