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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Mar 26, 2013 9:48 AM
Ever let out a fart that you can't stomach? I normally, like most people, can take the smell of my own farts. Not this one.

I'll be sure to keep you all updated on my riveting news.

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Mar 26, 2013 9:48am
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MontyBrunswick

Mar 26, 2013 10:00 AM
ib4 basement
Mar 26, 2013 10:00am
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
Mar 26, 2013 10:32 AM
Yesterday on the bus.....
3.5 days of MRE's at least once a day, sometimes twice.....and that bus smelled all kind of nasty....
Mar 26, 2013 10:32am
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xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

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Mar 26, 2013 10:39 AM
I prefer to use a Denfi.

Hope this helps!
Mar 26, 2013 10:39am
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Curly J

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Mar 26, 2013 11:10 AM
Mar 26, 2013 11:10am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Mar 26, 2013 11:14 AM
ernest_t_bass;1414686 wrote:Ever let out a fart that you can't stomach? I normally, like most people, can take the smell of my own farts. Not this one.

I'll be sure to keep you all updated on my riveting news.

Discus.

Wow, this post is almost as good as the family portrait you posted in the funny pictures thread.
Mar 26, 2013 11:14am
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Crimson and Gray Hair

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Mar 26, 2013 1:38 PM
"I love the smell of farts in the morning...smells like - victory!"
Mar 26, 2013 1:38pm
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said_aouita

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Mar 26, 2013 1:38 PM
I like to dutch oven my own farts. They smell awesome.
Mar 26, 2013 1:38pm
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SnotBubbles

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Mar 26, 2013 1:40 PM
I've never had a fart I didn't enjoy the scent of.

Then again, I've never had Keystone Lite farts either....

Those probably do smell pretty disgusting.
Mar 26, 2013 1:40pm
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SnotBubbles

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Mar 26, 2013 1:51 PM
ccrunner609;1414890 wrote:i had a burning sulfur smelling one the other day. It was bad.
You're boyfriend is supposed to take the gerbil out when you're done.
Mar 26, 2013 1:51pm
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MontyBrunswick

Mar 26, 2013 1:57 PM
SnotBubbles;1414893 wrote:You're boyfriend is supposed to take the gerbil out when you're done.
your*
Mar 26, 2013 1:57pm
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4cards

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Mar 26, 2013 3:54 PM
...I like lighting mine!
Mar 26, 2013 3:54pm
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TedSheckler

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Mar 26, 2013 4:46 PM
I've never farted.

Hope that helps.
Mar 26, 2013 4:46pm
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QuakerOats

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Mar 26, 2013 4:54 PM
TedSheckler;1414993 wrote:I've never farted.

Hope that helps.
Same here; being civilized has its advantages.
Mar 26, 2013 4:54pm
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O-Trap

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Mar 26, 2013 5:23 PM
Ernest, what the hell is this topic?
Mar 26, 2013 5:23pm
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Mulva

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Mar 26, 2013 5:31 PM
O-Trap;1415020 wrote:Ernest, what the hell is this topic?
The topic is farts.
Mar 26, 2013 5:31pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

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Mar 26, 2013 6:05 PM
O-Trap;1415020 wrote:Ernest, what the hell is this topic?

Really?
Mar 26, 2013 6:05pm
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LJ

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Mar 26, 2013 6:07 PM
I know a guy that downs these metemucil protein shakes all day long. He literally can never chance a fart.
Mar 26, 2013 6:07pm
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said_aouita

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Mar 26, 2013 6:14 PM
Gyros with cucumber dressing really loads ya up to drop some heavy ones.



wow. That bad boy has been lingering for like 20 minutes.
Mar 26, 2013 6:14pm
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O-Trap

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Mar 26, 2013 6:17 PM
ernest_t_bass;1415072 wrote:Really?
rly

Mar 26, 2013 6:17pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 26, 2013 6:28 PM
O-Trap;1415083 wrote:rly


Farts
Mar 26, 2013 6:28pm
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Gardens35

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Mar 26, 2013 11:17 PM
In a skillet.
Mar 26, 2013 11:17pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Mar 26, 2013 11:57 PM
I recommend a fruit/veggie diet for all. EXCELLENT farts.
Mar 26, 2013 11:57pm
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O-Trap

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Mar 27, 2013 12:34 AM
ernest_t_bass;1415087 wrote:Farts
Who cares? Next year it will be the same shit. 4-12 after three years chud will be fired along with banner and Lombardi then we will switch back to the 4-3
Mar 27, 2013 12:34am