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Tiernan

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Feb 13, 2013 1:22 PM
ate at the HAG last week. Great burger and you can get it Premanti style (fries on bun) if you request. This place thrives on this kind of publicity and another Tubby McPhatso will step up and take John's place before they can get his coffin lid shut.
Feb 13, 2013 1:22pm
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Feb 13, 2013 1:24 PM
That place has gotten some bad press over the years.
Feb 13, 2013 1:24pm
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thavoice

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Feb 13, 2013 1:24 PM
This should be a BOOST to their sales because it proves the truth in their advertising.
Feb 13, 2013 1:24pm
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Feb 13, 2013 1:41 PM
I'll be stopping by for a burger next week.
Feb 13, 2013 1:41pm
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Kosh B'Gosh

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Feb 13, 2013 1:42 PM
Last year, a friend of mine ate there a day or two before some guy had a heart attack in the restaurant. I'd try some food there...
Feb 13, 2013 1:42pm
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Heretic

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Feb 13, 2013 1:48 PM
thavoice;1388403 wrote:This should be a BOOST to their sales because it proves the truth in their advertising.
That's what I was thinking.

No one likes liars, but a place called the Heart Attack Grill that gives you a free heart attack with your meal! Not only a great use of truth in advertising, but also helps with population control. These guys are saints!
Feb 13, 2013 1:48pm
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Tiernan

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Feb 13, 2013 1:52 PM
justincredible;1388413 wrote:I'll be stopping by for a burger next week.
Its kinda down the block from all the casinos on Fremont St heading east. The Dbl Burger claims to have 9500 calories and I had mine Primanti style which should have easily topped 10K and I'm still standing.
Feb 13, 2013 1:52pm
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Feb 13, 2013 2:34 PM
Tiernan;1388419 wrote:Its kinda down the block from all the casinos on Fremont St heading east. The Dbl Burger claims to have 9500 calories and I had mine Primanti style which should have easily topped 10K and I'm still standing.
Wait. Wat? 9500 calories in a double burger? No thanks.
Feb 13, 2013 2:34pm
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Feb 13, 2013 2:35 PM
I think that is the 4 patty burger. I'll just be getting a single.
Feb 13, 2013 2:35pm
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Heretic

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Feb 13, 2013 2:39 PM
justincredible;1388442 wrote:I think that is the 4 patty burger. I'll just be getting a single.
Go for the big one. Do you want to spend the rest of your life knowing that Tiernan can brag about how he ate a bigger burger than you? DO YOU?
Feb 13, 2013 2:39pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Feb 13, 2013 2:41 PM
Heretic;1388446 wrote:Go for the big one. Do you want to spend the rest of your life knowing that Tiernan can brag about how he ate a bigger burger than you? DO YOU?
I do.
Feb 13, 2013 2:41pm
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Feb 13, 2013 2:54 PM
Tiernan;1388419 wrote: and I'm still standing.

:(

No thanks. This would probably be the burger that pushed me over the edge and I'd be one to have a heart attack on the spot.
Feb 13, 2013 2:54pm
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Tiernan

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Feb 13, 2013 2:55 PM
You'll never see me bragging about eating a "Bigger One".
Feb 13, 2013 2:55pm
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sportchampps

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Feb 13, 2013 3:04 PM
I think I've read they also serve buttermilk shakes
Feb 13, 2013 3:04pm
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Feb 13, 2013 3:32 PM
sportchampps;1388460 wrote:I think I've read they also serve buttermilk shakes
Butterfat shakes....
Feb 13, 2013 3:32pm
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Feb 13, 2013 3:42 PM
Tiernan;1388475 wrote:Stalker much?
I just remembered you had a preference :D
Feb 13, 2013 3:42pm
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Feb 13, 2013 3:51 PM
You can't have a heart attack because of one meal. It takes many bad meals. It can push you over the edge, but when you die in a restaurant...that one meal cannot be blamed.
Feb 13, 2013 3:51pm
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Tiernan

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Feb 13, 2013 4:21 PM
^^^
Mama Cass begs to differ...
Feb 13, 2013 4:21pm
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Feb 13, 2013 5:39 PM
Tiernan;1388502 wrote:^^^
Mama Cass begs to differ...
Incorrect. That was not her first ham sandwich.
Feb 13, 2013 5:39pm