Naked truth

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Belly35
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Feb 8, 2013 12:57pm
Naked truth

OK…Ladies and guys who have seen you naked?

As an athlete .. … Open showers
Military again .. …. Open showers
Wife
Mom Hey! We all had moms
Few nurses .. is was medicated :D

When I was 30 years old, our family needed a family doctor. So my wife made a few phone calls and she found someone she liked and the kids did to. I was clueless at the time. I need to get physical for a new insurance policy. The wife (she like this) didn’t tell me our family doctor was a female. She was about 40 years old very nice, former miss something, and still very good looking. Take off your cloths and time for a complete physical… Note: Warm hands and I had more complete physical in a 10 year period that I ever had.

OK…Ladies and guys who have seen you naked?
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Commander of Awesome
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Feb 8, 2013 1:04pm
You saw your mom naked?
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Feb 8, 2013 1:08pm
Because of the internet, hundreds of people.
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Pick6
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Feb 8, 2013 1:15pm
Did you get a handy from your family dr?
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Laley23
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Feb 8, 2013 1:21pm
I seriously dont understand what Belly is saying, ever. What exactly happened with your Dr.??
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Feb 8, 2013 1:24pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1385252 wrote:Because of the internet, hundreds of people.
This.
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Heretic
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Feb 8, 2013 1:25pm
Laley23;1385266 wrote:I seriously dont understand what Belly is saying, ever. What exactly happened with your Dr.??
I think...

1. She gave him a physical, including the old "turn head and cough" test.

2. She was nice looking.

3. Belly popped a boner.

4. Happy ending?

In which case, epic win!
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Feb 8, 2013 1:49pm
So wait, he saw his doctor naked or doctor saw him naked?
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Feb 8, 2013 1:52pm
Commander of Awesome;1385306 wrote:So wait, he saw his doctor naked or doctor saw him naked?
They saw each other naked.
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Feb 8, 2013 2:13pm
Belly35;1385241 wrote: Note: Warm hands and I had more complete physical in a 10 year period that I ever had.
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Feb 8, 2013 2:14pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1385252 wrote:Because of the internet, millions of people.
Fixed.
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Feb 8, 2013 2:18pm
How much blood is in a 10 year period?


Sounds messy to me...
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Feb 8, 2013 3:04pm
More people have seen me than I've seen.
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Feb 8, 2013 3:08pm
Commander of Awesome;1385249 wrote:You saw your mom naked?
Are you ten ?
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Belly35
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Feb 8, 2013 3:09pm
Commander of Awesome;1385306 wrote:So wait, he saw his doctor naked or doctor saw him naked?
And still ten
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Feb 8, 2013 3:35pm
Belly, get over it. No one fucking understands what the fuck they just read.