Homeless Hitchhiker Kills "Jesus" with Hatchet

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Feb 6, 2013 12:43pm
Have you seen this?

A man claimming that he was Jesus Christ on a mission to "eliminate the ******s" picked up a hitchhiker before wrecking his car into a city worker. The man got out of his car and attacked a woman who was attempting to aid the trapped worker. Kai (the hitchhiker) "smash smash su-mashed" the man with a hatchet and then gave the single funniest news interview of all time.
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Sonofanump
Feb 6, 2013 12:45pm
CLEconomically Speaking;1383543 wrote:Have you seen this?
No. Probably won't since you did not provide a link.
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Feb 6, 2013 12:49pm
Sonofanump;1383545 wrote:No. Probably won't since you did not provide a link.
Cant embed it from my phone..
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Feb 6, 2013 12:51pm
WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE

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Feb 6, 2013 12:51pm
Hopefully this time, the fucker stays dead!
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said_aouita
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Feb 6, 2013 5:26pm
Why is his hand black?
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Sonofanump
Feb 6, 2013 5:36pm
Heretic;1383552 wrote:Hopefully this time, the fucker stays dead!
If this happened on Monday afternoon, he should be getting up early tomorrow?
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Sonofanump
Feb 6, 2013 5:36pm
said_aouita;1383816 wrote:Why is his hand black?
Racist!
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Feb 6, 2013 7:00pm
Hatchet residue mofo :laugh:
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Trueblue23
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Feb 6, 2013 7:05pm
That was fucking awesome.
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Feb 6, 2013 7:06pm
WTF?