In Vegas Next 5 Days

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Tiernan
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Feb 6, 2013 9:30am
Feel free to fight amongst yourselves while I'm gone.
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Raw Dawgin' it
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Feb 6, 2013 9:41am
Enjoy the AIDS from the gay prostitutes.
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justincredible
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Feb 6, 2013 10:08am
I'm glad you're there now. I'm going towards the end of the month.
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Tiernan
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Feb 6, 2013 10:14am
justincredible;1383368 wrote:I'm glad you're there now. I'm going towards the end of the month.
After I'm done won't be any money or beer left in town by the time you get there.
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justincredible
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Feb 6, 2013 10:20am
Tiernan;1383378 wrote:After I'm done won't be any money or beer left in town by the time you get there.
All I care about are the hookers.
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Tiernan
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Feb 6, 2013 10:22am
justincredible;1383385 wrote:All I care about are the dancers at Thunder Down Under QUOTE]

me 2
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said_aouita
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Feb 6, 2013 5:08pm
Visit the strip club on fremont street. Small place but the chicks are friggin amazing.

Maybe this is it?

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Feb 8, 2013 3:41am
I hear the black tar heroin is cheap there. You should definitely try some.
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Feb 8, 2013 5:25am
O-Trap;1384941 wrote:I hear the black tar heroin is cheap there. You should definitely try some.
while visiting the Glitter Gulch.
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FairwoodKing
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Feb 9, 2013 9:07pm
Over the past twenty years, I have been to Vegas three times, either to attend a reunion or to present a paper at a professional conference. I do not like the town. Even though I'm from Steubenville, I am not a gambler. I allow myself fifty dollars for gambling. When that is gone, I walk away. I do have to admit I enjoy the shows.
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ytownfootball
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Feb 9, 2013 9:23pm
FairwoodKing;1385956 wrote: I do have to admit I enjoy the shows.
color me shocked...
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FairwoodKing
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Feb 10, 2013 12:57am
ytownfootball;1385964 wrote:color me shocked...
You're so thweet.
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Feb 10, 2013 1:17am
FairwoodKing;1385956 wrote:Over the past twenty years, I have been to Vegas three times, either to attend a reunion or to present a paper at a professional conference. I do not like the town. Even though I'm from Steubenville, I am not a gambler. I allow myself fifty dollars for gambling. When that is gone, I walk away. I do have to admit I enjoy the shows.
You've never showed this amount of restraint and self control before, have a hard time believing this.
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Feb 10, 2013 2:53am
FairwoodKing;1385956 wrote:Over the past twenty years, I have been to Vegas three times, either to attend a reunion or to present a paper at a professional conference. I do not like the town. Even though I'm from Steubenville, I am not a gambler. I allow myself fifty dollars for gambling. When that is gone, I walk away. I do have to admit I enjoy the shows.
There is gambling in Steubenville??? Not with The Sheriff they have.

OP have fun there. Been there a few times, but that was over 25 years ago. Totally different town now.
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Feb 10, 2013 10:40am
FairwoodKing;1385956 wrote:Over the past twenty years, I have been to Vegas three times, either to attend a reunion or to present a paper at a professional conference. I do not like the town. Even though I'm from Steubenville, I am not a gambler. I allow myself fifty dollars for gambling. When that is gone, I walk away. I do have to admit I enjoy the shows.
You just show up for the gangbangs. Don't lie to us.

BTW in that Campbell football thread where you said to tell their AD to contact yours, make sure they don't intend to have their ladies stay for any after-parties.
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FairwoodKing
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Feb 11, 2013 10:17pm
Commander of Awesome;1386109 wrote:You've never showed this amount of restraint and self control before, have a hard time believing this.
hahaha Thank you. Let's just say I'm no gambler. I have won money in Monte Carlo and in Panama, but I have always lost in Vegas. That's why I limit myself to $50.
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MontyBrunswick
Feb 12, 2013 12:04pm
FairwoodKing;1385956 wrote: Even though I'm from Steubenville, I am not a gambler. I allow myself fifty dollars for gambling.
That's still about 50% of your yearly income.
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Feb 12, 2013 3:27pm
FairwoodKing;1387207 wrote:hahaha Thank you. Let's just say I'm no gambler. I have won money in Monte Carlo and in Panama, but I have always lost in Vegas. That's why I limit myself to $50.
GFY scumbag.
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Tiernan
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Feb 12, 2013 3:46pm
Did not run across FWK while in Vegas but did gamble at the new Aria Casino, if you aint been yet make it a To Do. Best sports book on the strip in my opinion. watched the Indy vs Bucks game there and lost my ass but still had a good time just becuz the barmaids are all 10s.
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FairwoodKing
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Feb 13, 2013 6:25am
Commander of Awesome;1386109 wrote:You've never showed this amount of restraint and self control before, have a hard time believing this.
That's cute. That's the truth. I don't gamble much. I learned my lesson in Monte Carlo. I saw some of those poor suckers lose their shirts. I actually won there. I didn't win much, but I did win.

As far as Vegas is concerned, I like the restaurants and I like the shows, but I don't like the gambling. It's not my favorite city. The most fun I ever had there was about 15 years ago when I took my rollerblades. It's a great place to skate in. Now that I'm old and crippled, I can't do that any more. I really miss it.
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Feb 13, 2013 8:15am
FairwoodKing;1388170 wrote:That's cute. That's the truth. I don't gamble much. I learned my lesson in Monte Carlo. I saw some of those poor suckers lose their shirts. I actually won there. I didn't win much, but I did win.

As far as Vegas is concerned, I like the restaurants and I like the shows, but I don't like the gambling. It's not my favorite city. The most fun I ever had there was about 15 years ago when I took my rollerblades. It's a great place to skate in. Now that I'm old and crippled, I can't do that any more. I really miss it.
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MontyBrunswick
Feb 13, 2013 10:52am
FairwoodKing;1388170 wrote: Now that I'm old and crippled

And a douchebag. Don't forget that one
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Feb 13, 2013 10:57am
dlazz;1388293 wrote:And a fucking scumbag douchebag. Don't forget that one
FIFY.

I'll also throw in a despicable disappointment to his father.
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Feb 13, 2013 10:58am
FairwoodKing;1388170 wrote:
As far as Vegas is concerned, I like the restaurants and I like the shows, but I don't like the gambling. It's not my favorite city. The most fun I ever had there was about 15 years ago when I took my rollerblades. It's a great place to skate in. Now that I'm old and crippled, I can't do that any more. I really miss it.
You know whats the worst thing about rollerblading?
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Feb 13, 2013 11:06am
hasbeen;1388195 wrote:
Reps. I lol'd.