dlazz's relationship status

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MontyBrunswick
Feb 5, 2013 1:48pm
Let's discuss my relationship status since I own a cat and drive a Hyundai.
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LJ
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Feb 5, 2013 1:49pm
dlazz;1382298 wrote:Let's discuss my relationship status since I own a cat and drive a Hyundai.

That means you probably constantly mssg girls on gonewild
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Commander of Awesome
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Feb 5, 2013 1:49pm
IDGAF

Hope this helps.
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justincredible
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Feb 5, 2013 1:49pm
You also have a giant beard.
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GoChiefs
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Feb 5, 2013 1:49pm
But as the creator of dlazz.net, that instantly makes up for the fact that you own a cat and drive a Hyundai. So, I'm going to say, single, but getting lots of *****, purely because of your website.
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gorocks99
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Feb 5, 2013 1:50pm
How many fedoras do you own?
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queencitybuckeye
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Feb 5, 2013 1:50pm
So gay, can sit on a popsicle and guess the flavor.
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Pick6
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Feb 5, 2013 1:52pm
I drive a Hyundai. Dont own a cat, but roommate has one. Must explain why I am single as well.
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justincredible
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Feb 5, 2013 1:54pm
Pick6;1382309 wrote:I drive a Hyundai. Dont own a cat, but roommate has one. Must explain why I am single as well.
After seeing the pic that I92 posted of you it's pretty obvious why you're single. You're too good looking. It's intimidating to women.
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sleeper
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Feb 5, 2013 1:55pm
I could see him with a black chick.
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thavoice
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Feb 5, 2013 1:57pm
sleeper;1382312 wrote:I could see him with a black chick.
Are you saying that black guys are just that pathetic that a black woman would actually be with Dlazz?

That may be the most racist thing ever posted.
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Feb 5, 2013 1:59pm
justincredible;1382311 wrote:After seeing the pic that I92 posted of you it's pretty obvious why you're single. You're too good looking. It's intimidating to women.
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Feb 5, 2013 1:59pm
thavoice;1382315 wrote:Are you saying that black guys are just that pathetic that a black woman would actually be with Dlazz?

That may be the most racist thing ever posted.
I'm saying some guys like chocolate and dlazz seems like a guy who would enjoy that.
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Feb 5, 2013 1:59pm
sleeper;1382312 wrote:I could see him with a black chick.
Holy shit. dlazz is Kip Dynamite.



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thavoice
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Feb 5, 2013 2:00pm
sleeper;1382321 wrote:I'm saying some guys like peckers and dlazz seems like a guy who would enjoy that.
I think that is what ya meant...
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Sonofanump
Feb 5, 2013 2:07pm
I thought you lived in your parents basement, but did not know if single or not.
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MontyBrunswick
Feb 5, 2013 2:30pm
I appreciate everyone's input.
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Feb 5, 2013 2:35pm
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like_that
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Feb 5, 2013 3:36pm
I am having a hard time finding any fucks to give.
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Feb 5, 2013 3:39pm
like_that;1382433 wrote:I am having a hard time finding any fucks to give.