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MontyBrunswick

Feb 5, 2013 1:48 PM
Let's discuss my relationship status since I own a cat and drive a Hyundai.
Feb 5, 2013 1:48pm
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LJ

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Feb 5, 2013 1:49 PM
dlazz;1382298 wrote:Let's discuss my relationship status since I own a cat and drive a Hyundai.

That means you probably constantly mssg girls on gonewild
Feb 5, 2013 1:49pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Feb 5, 2013 1:49 PM
IDGAF

Hope this helps.
Feb 5, 2013 1:49pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Feb 5, 2013 1:49 PM
You also have a giant beard.
Feb 5, 2013 1:49pm
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GoChiefs

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Feb 5, 2013 1:49 PM
But as the creator of dlazz.net, that instantly makes up for the fact that you own a cat and drive a Hyundai. So, I'm going to say, single, but getting lots of *****, purely because of your website.
Feb 5, 2013 1:49pm
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gorocks99

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Feb 5, 2013 1:50 PM
How many fedoras do you own?
Feb 5, 2013 1:50pm
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queencitybuckeye

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Feb 5, 2013 1:50 PM
So gay, can sit on a popsicle and guess the flavor.
Feb 5, 2013 1:50pm
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Pick6

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Feb 5, 2013 1:52 PM
I drive a Hyundai. Dont own a cat, but roommate has one. Must explain why I am single as well.
Feb 5, 2013 1:52pm
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Nick Mangold

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Feb 5, 2013 1:54 PM
Pick6;1382309 wrote:I drive a Hyundai. Dont own a cat, but roommate has one. Must explain why I am single as well.
After seeing the pic that I92 posted of you it's pretty obvious why you're single. You're too good looking. It's intimidating to women.
Feb 5, 2013 1:54pm
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Feb 5, 2013 1:55 PM
I could see him with a black chick.
Feb 5, 2013 1:55pm
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thavoice

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Feb 5, 2013 1:57 PM
sleeper;1382312 wrote:I could see him with a black chick.
Are you saying that black guys are just that pathetic that a black woman would actually be with Dlazz?

That may be the most racist thing ever posted.
Feb 5, 2013 1:57pm
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Pick6

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Feb 5, 2013 1:59 PM
justincredible;1382311 wrote:After seeing the pic that I92 posted of you it's pretty obvious why you're single. You're too good looking. It's intimidating to women.
reps
Feb 5, 2013 1:59pm
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Feb 5, 2013 1:59 PM
thavoice;1382315 wrote:Are you saying that black guys are just that pathetic that a black woman would actually be with Dlazz?

That may be the most racist thing ever posted.
I'm saying some guys like chocolate and dlazz seems like a guy who would enjoy that.
Feb 5, 2013 1:59pm
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Feb 5, 2013 1:59 PM
sleeper;1382312 wrote:I could see him with a black chick.
Holy shit. dlazz is Kip Dynamite.



Feb 5, 2013 1:59pm
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thavoice

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Feb 5, 2013 2:00 PM
sleeper;1382321 wrote:I'm saying some guys like peckers and dlazz seems like a guy who would enjoy that.
I think that is what ya meant...
Feb 5, 2013 2:00pm
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Sonofanump

Feb 5, 2013 2:07 PM
I thought you lived in your parents basement, but did not know if single or not.
Feb 5, 2013 2:07pm
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MontyBrunswick

Feb 5, 2013 2:30 PM
I appreciate everyone's input.
Feb 5, 2013 2:30pm
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hasbeen

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Feb 5, 2013 2:35 PM
Feb 5, 2013 2:35pm
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like_that

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Feb 5, 2013 3:36 PM
I am having a hard time finding any fucks to give.
Feb 5, 2013 3:36pm
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Nick Mangold

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Feb 5, 2013 3:39 PM
like_that;1382433 wrote:I am having a hard time finding any fucks to give.
Feb 5, 2013 3:39pm