Hit and run

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justincredible
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Feb 1, 2013 7:22pm
My wife and I were upstairs and all of a sudden we hear a loud crash. We're both like "WTF was that?" Ran down stairs and look out the window and I notice my neighbors car is crooked and up on the sidewalk. Look closer and notice the back end is smashed to hell. The dick head that hit the car was long gone, unfortunately. They did leave a chunk of their front bumper wedged in the wheel well so we know it was a gray car.

What kind of asshole does this shit? His car is likely totalled. Nice car, too. It was a VW R32, only 5,000 made.
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Feb 1, 2013 7:27pm
Some asshole that's drunk and doesn't want a DUI. Or it was a woman.
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Apple
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Feb 1, 2013 7:31pm
Justin should apply for a job with the Stuebenville PD. That there is some darn good detective werk!
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Feb 1, 2013 7:32pm
My wife and I think it was a student at her school. There is a basketball game going on tonight. We're hoping we can figure out the shit head that did it. If it was a student they are probably stupid enough to tell someone about it and it'll make its way around the school.
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Feb 1, 2013 7:32pm
Or it was a woman. :)
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Feb 1, 2013 7:44pm
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Feb 1, 2013 7:44pm
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Feb 1, 2013 8:49pm
Some guy tried to Bo and Luke Duke it over the train tracks I lived by some years ago, 2:30 am, I was on the couch as usual...3 loud ass sounds...the rampin' the landin' and the crashin'...looked out the window and saw smoke and a street light swingin...called 911 right away as I thought someone was dead. Head to the scene, car is sitting on the frame in a U shape from the landing and the telephone pole is broken in three spots...ground, car height and where the wire attached up high. Dude is GONE, left on foot, found him down the street bleedin' and blasted, beer bottles everywhere, lol, dumbass.
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Feb 1, 2013 9:19pm
justincredible;1379661 wrote:
What kind of asshole does this shit? His car is likely totalled. Nice car, too. It was a VW R32, only 5,000 made.
No garage?

GoChiefs;1379664 wrote:Or it was a woman.

My money is here.
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Feb 1, 2013 9:23pm
hasbeen;1379704 wrote:No garage?
Street parking only. No driveway, even.
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Feb 1, 2013 9:28pm
This happened to me this morning I kid you not.



Except the guy who hit me eventually came by with his info. Guilt trip? Don't know.
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Feb 1, 2013 9:30pm
chicago510;1379711 wrote:This happened to me this morning I kid you not.



Except the guy who hit me eventually came by with his info. Guilt trip? Don't know.
Damn. Road was slippery I take it?

Ours wasn't at all. We figure they were texting and driving or something.
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Feb 1, 2013 9:35pm
Yep, probably some kid acting stupid.
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Feb 1, 2013 9:43pm
justincredible;1379712 wrote:Damn. Road was slippery I take it?

Ours wasn't at all. We figure they were texting and driving or something.

Yeah our road wasn't salted for whatever reason. Kids suck though, I'm glad I didn't have to file a claim with my own insurance.
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Feb 1, 2013 9:46pm
I bet it was a fuckin Samsquamch!
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Feb 1, 2013 9:50pm
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Feb 1, 2013 10:15pm
On 270 eastbound near 23 on the Northside of Columbus a few months back, a car smashed into the rear of a pickup. The car took off, unknowingly leaving there front license plate embedded into the back of the truck. The vehicle was reported stolen, I'm guessing the driver was drunk...
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cat_lover
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Feb 1, 2013 10:33pm
A drunk driver went down our street a couple of years ago and side swiped 2 cars and hit three trash containers before he hit a telephone pole that stopped his joyride.
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Sonofanump
Feb 1, 2013 11:10pm
imex99;1379722 wrote:a car smashed into the of a pickup.
The suspense is killing me.
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Sonofanump
Feb 1, 2013 11:12pm
justincredible;1379674 wrote:
I think it is repairable. Especially with such low miles.
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sportchampps
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Feb 2, 2013 1:52am
Will all depend on how bad the frame is bent
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Feb 2, 2013 2:07am
GoChiefs;1379664 wrote:Some asshole that's drunk and doesn't want a DUI. Or it was a woman.
I'll bet $2,000 it was a woman.
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Feb 2, 2013 9:50am
The local news just live reported from one of their weather vehicles on our street showing the damage to the car thinking it was weather related.
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Feb 2, 2013 12:31pm
Roads are bad in the neighborhood a couple of mail boxes have been tagged but no cars yet. Someone did bounce off the curb and into a yard though. Not sure how far they made it as it had to mess up their car.
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Feb 2, 2013 2:44pm
justincredible;1379804 wrote:The local news just live reported from one of their weather vehicles on our street showing the damage to the car thinking it was weather related.
uh...yeah I'm pretty sure it was one of the students and they were texting...yeah lets go with that.