Darby's take on his 15-30 minutes of being banned:

darbypitcher22 wrote: somebody apparently took some power away from SEJ, thats how I got unbanned.

Darby's take on his worth to this site:

darbypitcher22 wrote: unfortunately you're in the minority as far as liking me lol.... I wasn't too worried. This place (and the funny pictures thread) couldn't survive without me

So there you have it, Justin. The future of your site is DIRECTLY tied into Darby's participation. Because what message board can't thrive without one guy constantly posting to illustrate more and more clearly that he has no concept of male-female interaction other than what he's read in Penthouse letters. IE:....

darbypitcher22 wrote: ^^^^

yeah I think that qualifies as crazy.

Either she really liked you or she needed your dick real bad.

Ah, that little dildo provides me with so much humor. All of this from just one thread (Zwick's psycho ex one)....good times!

you guys are a bunch of meanies.

He was bitching about it on his Facebook status too, I left him some "kind words" haha

I think we should take up a collection for darby....he needs to purchase a sense of humor. That dude really lives by the "Internet is Serious Business" theory.

He is a very intense kinda guy. Very serious for his age.

Is it wrong that I want to ban him again?

Lord I am easily amused.

sej wrote: Is it wrong that I want to ban him again?

Lord I am easily amused.

I would if I were you....he is so serious, he is funny to fuck with!!

We should ban him and put the reason something like "Sorry Sage, you're finished"..

Make him think we meant to ban someone else, then just leave him to sit in agony for an hour or two hahah

I bet if we did that we all would get a shit ton on PMs haha

sej wrote: Is it wrong that I want to ban him again?

Lord I am easily amused.

I'd be cool with this.

We really do need to test his theory that the site couldn't survive without him. How will we know for sure if it can or can't unless we ban him to find out. All in the name of science! Besides, he is the site leader in the "Most Meaningless Posts That Make Me SMH" category.

OKAY, I know I have an inherent dislike of Darby's loser-ness and tend to use this forum to bash him to keep me from constantly doing so on others, but this might be the best and most hilarious utter slam I've drunkenly read in some time!

Sage wrote: Also, I would love to see Darby as a coach. That would be high comedy.

Judging by his posts, itd probably include advice like "Try to keep your eye on the ball" and "If you beat the throw to second, you will be called safe."

I can also see him interjecting himself at any given time to voice his opinion---even if its just to let his team know he doesn't have an opinion.

Darby coaching and with a girl thatd be content to have his penis in her for eternity. LOL. Bout OD'd on laughter there.

That is funny